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by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico: Surface Designer, Creative Career
In Two Cranky Creatives, two seasoned creative entrepreneurs, Carrie & Toni, pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of building a creative business. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with being a creative entrepreneur. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the creative hustle, join us for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.
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- 2 days ago48 min
Cranky Mythbusting: You Don't Need Illustrator to Thrive In Surface Design
In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks break out the soapbox (and maybe a tiny megaphone) to challenge one of the most persistent myths in the surface design world: that you have to use Adobe Illustrator to succeed. They speculate about why Illustrator has long reigned as the so-called "industry standard." But Carrie and Toni are here to lovingly—and a little crankily—call B.S. 💥 They dig into what clients actually want (spoiler: it's usually high-res JPEGs), why vectorizing textured art is the equivalent of turning silk into sandpaper, and how free tools like Inkscape or the newly free Affinity Designer hold their own. This episode is a wake-up call wrapped in practical advice, creative career wisdom, and plenty of side-eye at proprietary software lock-in. If you've ever felt boxed in by "the rules" of creative hustle, this one's your permission slip to break out and do things your way. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on Bonfire. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/
- 2 weeks ago57 min
Cranky and Without a Compass: Real Talk About Building a Surface Design Business w/Elizabeth Silver
This episode is sponsored by Illustrators for Hire In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by the illustrious Elizabeth Silver. Together, they crack open one of the most maddening truths of the creative hustle: there is no straight line to success in surface design. Unlike traditional careers with neatly stacked ladders and linear progression, surface design is more like a choose-your-own-adventure book… except all the pages are out of order and someone spilled coffee on the map. 😵💫 From licensing to POD to freelance to teaching—new designers face a dizzying number of options, and trying to build them all at once? Cue burnout. But it's not all doomscrolls and dead ends. The Cranks and Elizabeth get real about what it takes to actually build a creative career that's both sustainable and sane. They share practical advice for focusing on one income stream at a time, why patience is a superpower (spoiler: most full-time designers took years to get there), and how profit—not revenue—is what really keeps you in the game. If you've been caught in the loop of comparison, confusion, and creative fatigue, this episode will feel like a deep, cranky exhale. Come for the validation—stay for the permission to slow down and plant smart seeds. Notable Resources (some affiliate links included) Affinity Canva Descript FloDesk Kit.com PaddyPost (lifetime fee) Teachable Teachery (lifetime fee for a limited time) Elizabeth Silver… Elizabeth Silver is a professional surface pattern designer and a licensed artist for the stationery, gift, and textile markets. With over 20 years in the industry and hundreds of designs in her portfolio, she also teaches newer surface pattern designers how to move past overwhelm and obstacles to create a profitable creative business. She's passionate about keep it real business advice, and moving forward even in a messy way. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on Bonfire. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsor! <img src= "//assets.libsyn.com/show/544027/IFH.png" alt= "Illustrators
- 3 weeks ago58 min
BONUS: Cranky & Controversial: Calling Out the Creative Course Boom
In this bonus episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks dig into a recent controversy shaking up the online art education space—and yeah, it's messy. What started as a critical course review and a broader critique of the creative course boom quickly escalated into backlash, raising bigger questions about who should be teaching, what qualifies as expertise, and why dissenting voices seem to get shouted down. Toni and Carrie unpack the tension between experience and education, the pressure of the creative hustle pushing artists toward teaching as a primary income stream, and the uncomfortable reality that not all courses are created by people with real-world "receipts." If you've ever felt unsure about investing in a course—or quietly skeptical about who's leading them—you're not alone. This conversation is a grounded look at how to protect your time, money, and creative energy. Articles Rachel Taylor Aruba Mahmud Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on Bonfire. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/
- May 6, 202658 min
Cranky and Cautious: How Creatives Can Spot Scams Before They Spiral
Cranky and Cautious: How Creatives Can Spot Scams Before They Spiral In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sound the alarm on a growing (and increasingly sophisticated) wave of scams targeting creatives at every stage of their careers. From the all-too-familiar Instagram "Do you take commissions?" DM, to eerie wrong-number texts that spiral into "pig butchering" schemes, to fake scouts and collectors sliding into your inbox with suspiciously vague offers, Carrie and Toni break down how these traps work, and why they're designed to exploit your creative hustle, optimism, and exhaustion. But this isn't a panic episode—it's a grounding one. Carrie and Toni talk about how scammers prey on the pressure, isolation, and hope baked into the creative hustle, and how slowing down is often the most powerful response. They offer creative career advice rooted in healthy skepticism, reminding listeners that real opportunities can withstand questions, pauses, and verification. This is your reminder that protecting your time, work, and energy isn't paranoid, it's professional. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on Bonfire. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/
- Apr 22, 202650 min
Cranky and Conflicted: When Your Dream Job Isn't a Dream Anymore w/Stacie Bloomfield
This episode is sponsored by Surface Design News and Brooke Mackie Designs In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with artist and entrepreneur, Stacie Bloomfield, to talk about a sneaky kind of burnout—the kind that shows up not when you're failing, but when you're "succeeding." You know the one: where the business is thriving, the accolades are rolling in, and yet… something just feels off. Together, we dig into the existential weirdness of realizing the thing you built might no longer be the thing you want to do. Stacie, Carrie, and Toni explore how easy it is to become a prisoner of your own progress, and how "play" becomes a distant memory when every creative act is tied to output, profit, or performance. It's a brutally honest, beautifully reflective convo about identity, change, and the scary freedom of planning for your second (or third!) creative act. If you've ever felt the low-key horror of outgrowing your own dream, this episode will feel like a deep, cranky exhale. Come for the vulnerability—stay for the permission to pivot. Stacie Bloomfield… Stacie Bloomfield is an illustrator, author, and founder of Gingiber, a multi–seven-figure art brand based in Springdale, Arkansas. With over 16 years of experience, she's helped more than 4,000 creatives build sustainable, profitable businesses through her signature course Leverage Your Art. Stacie is also the author of Give Yourself Margin and the upcoming The Artist's Side Hustle, releasing November 18, 2025. Through her teaching, art, and writing, Stacie empowers artists to turn their creativity into thriving businesses and lives filled with more margin and joy. StacieBloomfield.com/sidehustlebook StacieBloomfield.com LeverageYourArt.com Gingiber.com Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on Bonfire. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsor! Surface Design News <span style= "font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times N
- Apr 8, 20261h 11m
Cranky and Unpaid: Practical Advice for Dealing with Clients Who Ghost on Invoices
This episode is sponsored by Sunlight Tax and The Print Life. In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks tackle one of the most infuriating—and unfortunately common—creative challenges: clients who don't pay their damn bills. Carrie and Toni share real-world stories from their own creative hustles, ranging from early-career mistakes to late-stage "I knew better than this" moments. But all is not lost. Carrie and Toni break down why contracts, deposits, milestone payments, and kill fees aren't about being difficult—they're about protecting your time, energy, and livelihood. They talk candidly about trusting your gut, firing clients who cross boundaries, and why financial stability gives you the power to say no without panic. If you're navigating creative challenges or feeling stretched thin, this episode is your permission slip to tighten your systems, honor your worth, and stop chasing people who don't respect your work. You're not mean. You're professional. And you deserve to get paid. 💸✨ Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on Bonfire. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsor! Sunlight Tax The Print Life This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/
- Mar 25, 20261h 8m
Cranky and Chaotic: Finding Time to Make Art When Life Gets Messy w/Lisa Bardot
This episode is sponsored by Sunlight Tax, Illustrators for Hire, the Illustration Portfolio Challenge, the Illustration Bootcamp, and Art Licensing Unlocked. In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by artist, educator, and creative powerhouse Lisa Bardot to tackle a universal struggle—how the hell do we find time to make art when life is a never-ending to-do list? Between running a business, managing responsibilities, and trying to remember to eat lunch, carving out time for creative flow can feel impossible. Together, Lisa, Carrie, and Toni dive into the tug-of-war between the ideas buzzing in our heads and the demands of real life that constantly interrupt them. They talk about embracing imperfect progress, redefining what productivity means for artists, and learning to find a rhythm that honors your creative energy instead of fighting it. If you've ever stared longingly at your sketchbook while your inbox mocks you—this episode is your cranky permission slip to make something anyway. Lisa Bardot… Lisa Bardot is an illustration artist, teacher, and creative adventurer based in California. Using the iPad and Procreate as her go-to tools, she creates digital brushes, tutorials, and resources that help artists of all levels find joy in making art. Her tutorials have reached millions worldwide, earning her a reputation for a teaching style that's thorough, concise, and fun. Lisa is the author of Drawing Digital, a guide to creating art on the iPad, and the founder of Bardot Brush, where she designs Procreate brushes and tools loved by artists across the globe. She also leads Making Art Everyday, a drawing challenge that helps people conquer creative fears and build a consistent art practice, and Art Maker's Club, a joy-filled community and learning hub for digital art-makers. BardotBrush.com Instagram: @LisaBardot YouTube: Bardot Brush Making Art Everyday ArtMakersClub.com Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on Bonfire. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Thank you to our sponsors! <img src= "//assets.libsyn.com/show/544027/alu-banner.jpg" alt= "Art Licensing Unlocked Banne
- Mar 11, 20261h 16m
Cranky About Taxes: Practical Tax Truths Every Creative Needs to Hear w/Hannah Cole
This episode is sponsored by the Art Brand Alliance and True Grit Texture Supply. Listeners also get a a 20% discount with the code CRANKY at checkout In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with artist and tax pro, Hannah Cole of Sunlight Tax, for a clear-eyed, no-nonsense conversation about taxes and the creative hustle. Together, they unpack the much-talked-about One Big Beautiful Bill, including why its flashy perks feel good in the short term, who actually benefits, and how it will impact us over the long-term. This is the stuff that gets buried under headlines, and it directly impacts how sustainable (or fragile) a creative career can be. But we never leave you without hope, and Hannah breaks down quarterly taxes in plain language, explains why tax protest mostly hurts individuals rather than systems, and offers smarter ways creatives can use economic power without blowing up their own finances. If you're craving creative career advice that cuts through the noise and gives you practical advice you can actually use, this episode is for you. Hannah Cole …Hannah Cole is an artist, tax expert, and the founder of Sunlight Tax. She specializes in educating entrepreneurs and creative professionals in taxes and financial empowerment. A long-time working artist with a high-level exhibition history, Hannah is a frequent speaker on stages and podcasts, a money columnist for the art blog Hyperallergic, and the host of a global top 3% podcast, the Sunlight podcast. Her company, Sunlight Tax, specializes in friendly, informative tax education for self-employed people with a big vision, and engaging, savvy tax education workshops for creative groups. www.sunlighttax.com Two Cranky Creatives …Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice. Thank you to our sponsor! Art Brand Alliance True Grit Texture Supply This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/
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