Moonlight Over a Brood of Vermin

For tonight’s tale, I engage in brutal combat with my recording equipment to eventually tell you the tale of a brood of vermin. The first members to enter the scene are our two vampire lovers. They are brooding over their last hunt, even though they have no regrets for the life they stole. They are soon joined by Lord Eugene McNeil, who makes them listen to the Eagles while he asks them what the deal is with the word undead. Neither of them are amused by this flaccid attempt at humor.             They are soon joined by a vampiric spider creature that had been living in the government facility that had been in their basement this whole time. Before the young vampires have a chance to ask what the hell is going on, they are joined by Tomisaburo and Sachiko, two characters you should definitely know by now.             The government agency the two of them work with wants the four vampiric beings to coordinate their hunting activities. This is largely to reduce the panic caused by a former employee who lost her mind and started attacking people on the River Road. Since these four beings are too lazy to put much effort into hunting, they come together to devise a plan to consolidate their hunting ground. Their plan will be easy for them to implement, but it’s dangerously similar to a plan that was instrumental in ruining the village a year ago.             This tale contains violence, government corruption, body horror, and is likely to foster mistrust in the pharmaceutical industry. Moreover, it contains descriptions of substance abuse, blasphemy, profanity, and excessive references to the Eagles. Listener discretion is advised.