Bloodline Banter

She Hates Sweet Tea.. Get Her OUT

September 3, 2026·57 min
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Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, our best friend Kiersten joins us for an episode that goes completely off the rails — and casually drops the news that she’s leaving Nashville and moving back to Texas. Before we can properly mourn the friendship, we have bigger problems to address: apparently she doesn’t like sweet tea, cornbread, collard greens OR chicken casserole, so naturally her entire Southern identity comes into question. We recap church homecoming, the mountain of casseroles that got us through the service, our night at the Grand Ole Opry, and the absolutely miserable Texas trip that ended with a 4:30 a.m. airport run, somebody throwing up and somebody else desperately needing a bathroom. Kirsten also gives her uncensored assessment of our personalities, joins us for Bloodline Brain Check, and takes a seat on the bench for Cousin Counsel — where fake friends and one absolutely unhinged monster-in-law are brought before the court. If you’ve ever gone to church for the potluck, questioned somebody’s Southern credentials, survived a trip with your best friends, or had an in-law who desperately needed to mind their own damn business, this episode is for you. Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships. Amble Health:  Curious about NAD+ therapy? Learn more through a convenient online consultation with a licensed healthcare provider. If prescribed, treatment is shipped directly to your door. Visit joinamble.com (https://joinamble.com/) to see if NAD+ therapy may be right for you. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell Kiersten Newman: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kierstennewman_?utm_source=qr Amazon Storefront - http://amazon.com/shop/thetravelingtrendsetter Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@kierstennewman_?_r=1&_t=ZT-99P8wONXcVB Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/kierstennewmann?mibextid=wwXIfr&rdid=Y71jTAgO1VEhbXzV&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1PGywV7HGS%2F%3Fmibextid%3DwwXIfr

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