Church, Grits & Tits... (ft. Danae Hays)

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, the one and only Danae Hays is joining us, and buckle the hell up because this one goes everywhere Danae takes us back to her small-town Alabama roots, tells us how the legendary Sharon Jean came to life, and explains why her girlfriend Jen is still trying to make sense of Southern phrases like “used to could” and “tumped it over.” We get into growing up in the South, homemade banana pudding, college softball, one unforgettable trip to church that somehow involves Nick Saban, and why Milo’s sweet tea apparently has powers nobody warned us about. From there, the conversation goes completely off the rails. We swap some of our most ridiculous Southern stories and somehow end up talking about horse energy healers, hallucinations, Ambien nightmares, questionable million-dollar inventions, Southern church culture, Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, and a breakfast strip club that absolutely nobody asked for. Basically, put three Southerners in a room with microphones and eventually somebody’s going to say something that probably shouldn’t leave the room. If you’ve ever said something that makes perfect sense in the South but sounds absolutely insane everywhere else, this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at: team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com.   Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships.Remi: Go to http://shopremi.com/BANTER and use code BANTER at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save until the end of August Cure Hydration: Go to http://curehydration.com/BANTER and get 20% off your first order with promo code BANTER   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell   Danae Hays: Tiktok -  https://www.tiktok.com/@danaehays Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/danae.hays Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/danaehayscomedy Website - http://www.danaehays.com