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Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about holidays and tech-challenged parents, including a caller whose mum brought an Apple Watch with the screen hanging off. They play More or Less on extreme city temperatures, share scandal about AI writing and a young actress leaving the HBO Harry Potter series after season one, and discuss a reported leak of Pornhub Premium user data. The team fails to reach a Take the Edge Off My Life winner, then swap stories about broken items “hanging by a thread” and the habit of filling online carts without buying. They try cracking the Neutrogena vault code, talk early job quitters, read Dan’s teen diary, interview viral bridesmaid Georgie Bell about her dress ripping during a worm, and debate A-lister list rankings for Brendan Fraser, Dave Grohl and Snoop Dogg. 00:00 Cold Open and Welcome 02:00 Zoo Animal Naming Update 03:51 Wiggles Tickets and Mum Math 06:53 Boomers vs Tech Callers 10:01 More or Less Weather Quiz 16:28 Naughty 640 20:27 Love on the Spectrum Talent 24:01 Take the Edge Off Calls 27:52 Hanging On By a Thread Hacks 35:38 Play Shopping Confessions 36:24 Abandoned Cart Confessions 37:59 Caller Cart Addiction 39:52 Discount Code Hack 40:38 Neutrogena Vault Challenge 42:51 Ginny Weasley Quits 46:53 Early Quitter Stories 52:03 Dan's Diary Readout 56:00 Viral Wedding Worm 01:06:09 A Lister Rankings
Meg kicks things off with an absolute health anxiety crisis after her doctor dropped a casual "can't rule it out" bomb about a bump on her nose. Then things get totally unhinged as Dan reveals his wife has him insured for a casual $900k—making us genuinely concerned she’s going to push him down the stairs—and Clint literally loses his entire house to Meg over a basic geography debate. You’re not ready for this level of chaos, mate. [00:00] Meg’s "it's not cancer" doctor visit [02:30] Dan's suspicious $900k insurance policy [04:47] Exposing Ash London’s legendary studio air purifier drama [06:05] The great geography debate [08:34] Is Meg actually smart?
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Auckland FC reaching the grand final, the Warriors’ big win, and a zoo visit where Clint’s son names Meg after an orangutan. They share entertainment “scandal” updates, take calls from April about appearing on Face the Music, and debate when it’s fair for a coach to give their own child player of the day. The “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash callout fails when Shane answers wrong, then Crystal wins. They read Dan’s diary entries, discuss late-in-life realizations and coincidences, cross to Sven at Eurovision, and run the Neutrogena Vault pin-guessing competition. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:58 Zoo Naming Roast 05:36 Pop Culture Scandal 06:54 First Call of the day 10:20 Naughty 6:40 Coaching 18:57 Shane Misses Call 20:58 Late Life Realizations 28:31 Eurovision With Sven 31:14 Eurovision Chaos Recap 32:30 Neutrogena Vault Challenge 35:20 Songs Ruined By Lyrics 41:01 Listener Song Pet Peeves 42:50 Take The Edge Off Win 46:19 Dan's Diary 49:29 News Radar Spies 53:33 Warriors Injury Scandal 58:59 Coincidence Callers 01:03:57 Wrap Up And Goodbye
We tried to be wholesome for Pink Shirt Day, but it quickly devolved into Clint insulting Meg and Dan being compared to a 65-year-old movie villain. Throw in a stylist roasting Dan’s "naked piglet" shirt and a very awkward round of "Guess the Fart," and you’ve got a classic office spiral. You aren’t ready for this one. 00:00 – The "stupidest noise" stitch-up and the oily duck debate. 01:30 – Pink Shirt Day: Trying (and failing) to do a "nice" Pass the Mic. 03:15 – Dan’s "glow-up" or "illness recovery" look? 04:50 – The Holes comparison: Does Dan look like Jon Voight? 06:45 – Clint’s secret mustache hack: Using mascara to hide the grays. 08:20 – Meg’s "hard worker" reputation vs. her "whinging" reality. 10:10 – Stylist Georgette drops in to roast Dan’s "naked piglet" peach shirt. 12:30 – AI vs. Professional color analysis. 14:00 – The ultimate shame: "Guess the Fart" in front of a guest.
It’s Friday on The Edge with Clint, Meg and Dan as they celebrate Pink Shirt Day, debate Dan’s “peach” shirt, and share stories about invite-list snubs. They run a Blues-themed “More or Less” game ahead of interviewing Blues players Patrick Tuipulotu and Dalton Papali’i, who later help choose a Take the Edge Off winner. Dr. Helena Teede explains the renaming of PCOS to PMOS and why it matters for diagnosis and care. The show also covers celebrity scandal headlines, first caller weekend plans, dating at concerts, reviving make-out sessions without sex, “Dan’s diary,” and funny late-in-life discoveries. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter 00:42 Pink Shirt Day Debate 04:51 More Or Less Blues Quiz 08:09 Cute Kid Mispronunciations 08:48 Scandal Headlines 10:17 First Caller Weekend Plans 14:36 Naughty 6:40 Makeout Rules 19:09 Take The Edge Off Winner 22:31 Niall Horan Wedding Scoop 27:40 Snubbed Invite List Calls 32:28 More Scandal Clips 34:07 PCOS Renamed PMOS 38:05 PMOS Symptoms Explained 40:33 Employee Of The Week 44:12 Take The Edge Off Call 48:05 Dans Diary Returns 52:25 Adult Realizations Calls 57:20 Pink Shirt Day Reflection 01:02:25 Blues Players In Studio 01:06:27 Wrap
I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos. 00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer? 01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder. 02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment. 04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight." 06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic. 08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"? 10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it). 12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.
Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show with their “take the edge off” cash giveaways and chat about Spotify turning 20 and revealing listeners’ all-time top songs. Dan shares an embarrassing park encounter while packing up his remote-control car, and the team surprises night-shift security guard Richie with a $500 Woolworths voucher via the Boost button. They discuss Meg’s on-air swearing slip during a segment about the Broadcasting Standards Authority, then open the phones for stories about horrible teachers. More listeners win money for bills and groceries, and the hosts react to a news story about a Pak’nSave Lotto worker being let go after 30 years with minimal notice. The episode includes Dan’s diary, a call to his friend Chris, pay-rise advice from a SEEK career coach, and the team’s and listeners’ most-played Spotify songs. 00:00 Show Kickoff 01:33 Dan Remote Car Cringe 05:51 First Call of the day 09:53 Scandal 12:17 Naughty 6:40 16:43 Worst Teachers Stories 26:52 Take The Edge Off Winner 29:36 Years of Service Gifts 37:31 Boomer Book Takes 42:17 Pay Rise Expert Tips 46:45 Listener Negotiation Stories 49:43 Take The Edge Off Call 52:21 Dans Diary Confession 56:23 Calling Chris In New York 59:33 Spotify 20 Wrapped 01:03:54 Listeners Top Songs 01:08:19 Niall Horan Wedding Slip 01:11:30 Wrap Up And Goodbye
We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny Depp and more like a pirate who’s had a very rough night at sea. But the real drama starts when we unpack the mystery of a certain handprint left on a steamy shower glass—Dan, we all saw the demonstration, and the glove definitely fits! You’re not ready for how fast this one goes off the rails. 00:00 – The "Hostess with the Mostess" and 5:30 AM face problems. 01:05 – Clint’s emo makeover: The eyeliner incident. 03:15 – Dan’s "Foundation" fears and the Peking Duk connection. 04:50 – Meg’s "Everything Shower" and those niche shower steamers. 05:40 – The Mystery of the Shower Handprint: Dan gets exposed. 08:00 – Headstone Quotes: Clint’s "arrogant" legacy. 10:15 – ChatGPT tries (and fails) to write Meg’s respectful eulogy. 12:30 – "Dan Wobby" and the iPad grave idea.
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