Tattoo Faced, Simon City Royal Loser FAFO's in Pearl Pursuit

**Pearl PD Puts Another One in the Trees** Zachary Brooks, 29, face-and-neck tattoos, Simon City Royals starter kit, decided I-20 westbound through Pearl was a good place to run dirty. Pearl attempted a stop. He rammed two patrol cars. They PIT’d him into the concrete in Clinton. He swallowed the meth on the way down, hit UMMC, and picked up felony fleeing, aggravated assault on a cop, a Louisiana warrant, paraphernalia, two counts of destroying state property, and a couple of seat-belt tickets for the road. Female passenger went with him. Civilian caught in the mix went to Baptist with minor injuries. No officers hurt. Clinton and Capitol Police rolled in like they always do when the dumb ones try to outrun Rankin County. Pearl and Clinton don’t play. Jackson is the safe haven they keep running toward because leadership over there treats pursuits like the crime. Headline writers still act like the chase is the problem instead of the wanted meth head with a warrant who just tried to take out two squad cars. Don’t ride dirty through Pearl. Don’t test Clinton. The quota is filled. He’s the new FAFO grand champion.