Five Vowels, Zero Impulse Control, One New FAFO Champ In OXFORD, MS.

**Five Vowels, Zero Impulse Control, One New FAFO Champ** 18-year-old Octavius Tremont Wilson — five vowels, you cannot make it up — decided Vaught-Hemingway during Ole Miss-LSU was the place to throw hands with stadium security that looked exactly like cops. Video everywhere. Half a million views and climbing. Booked in Lafayette County by 8:30. Thousands allegedly snuck in with no tickets. Somebody at the gate was taking $20 or a gate got overrun. They were told to go sit at the top and stay out of sight. Pretty safe bet this kid was one of them. They’ve already wrecked high school football in half the rural minority towns around here — cancelled games, daytime kickoffs, empty stands — because nobody can act right. Now that same energy showed up in an SEC stadium with chandeliers under the tents. High culture meets culture rot. The phones probably saved him. No cameras and that crowd might have introduced him to the balcony. Not charged with hitting a cop. Yet. Still the weekend’s undisputed FAFO grand champion. The four-plus-vowel technique remains undefeated.