Mississippi Mayhem 2.0, Five-Vowel FAFO, and Another “It Never Happens” Arrest (Ep #1299)

**Mississippi Mayhem 2.0, Five-Vowel FAFO, and Another “It Never Happens” Arrest** State comes from 16 down on the road and finally looks like they belong. Ole Miss sends Lane Kiffin home with a loss in Oxford. An 18-year-old named Octavius Tremont Wilson (five vowels, naturally) decides stadium security at Vaught-Hemingway looks like a good place to throw hands. Thousands allegedly snuck in. Grove tents got wrecked. An ESPN drone damn near kissed a helicopter. Classic Mississippi weekend. We run the tape on both games, the payroll arms race, why these two schools never stay more than a year apart, Trinidad Chambliss dropping an F-bomb on Holly Rowe live, GameDay signs that belong in a museum, and how many corn dogs of hate this rivalry actually measured. Florida next week as road dogs with Jaden Ball in the backfield is either a trap or a gift from the football gods. Then the other FAFO winners: Zachary Brooks and his passenger eat a PIT in Clinton after ramming Pearl units, swallowing meth, and collecting a Louisiana warrant. Livingston Parish deputies pull 40 starving, injured pigs off a property. And the Alabama Pride president gets bagged on sexual misconduct and child abuse charges — again. Also: why kid-friendly drag shows on museum grounds in downtown Jackson keep happening, why churches that go all-in on Celebrate Recovery sometimes lose the plot, and Trump finally tossing CNN, MSNBC, and Politico out of the White House like yesterday’s trash. No sponsor reads. No station plugs. Just the show.