Keeping Up with Capitalism: A Kardashian Deep Dive ESPRESSO SHOT!!!

Grab your espresso and buckle in, babe, because this is not your average Kardashian convo. In this fully unfiltered spiral, I, Zenobia Darling, kick things off with a hot take on the Blue Origin PR space flight featuring Katy Perry, Gayle King, a front-row Kris & Khloe moment, and a crying Oprah. Inspiration? Or rich-girl cosplay in zero gravity? You already know what I think. Then, in a cosmic pivot, I drop a haunted update from Ethereal Anarchy: Zenobia Darling’s Haunted Revolution befo...