Vanderpump Rules Season 12: A New Era of Mess — My Live Reaction!!!

Darlings… I was ready to ghost this new era of Vanderpump Rules. The original cast was lightning in a bottle — toxic, iconic, spiritually unwell. You can’t summon that twice. Then I watched the first five minutes of the Season 12 premiere… And suddenly I was grabbing my mic like it was the last Pumptini on Earth. In this episode, I live-react — in real time — to Season 12’s fresh batch of overly confident, chaotically delusional LA goons. I immediately identify the vortex of female dark...