FAKE A$$ B!TCH

IT’S TRASH DAY!!! First things first, I gotta beat a dead horse and tell you all how unwell I’ve been, BUT GOOD NEWS!!!! I think the party cured me??? At least until my luteal phase lol.I’m recapping the SZN 5 White Party, all the fun that was had, and my near-death experience on the bathroom floor… and how a tortilla quite literally brought me back to life. LOL.Then I beat another dead horse (sorry, not sorry), but this time it’s the one about F*CK BOYS!!! Yes, I’m talking about Harry Jowsey. Hate hate hate hate him. Ladies, WE MUST STOP FALLING FOR THESE KINDS OF MEN!!!!And while we’re at it… F*CK FAKE PEOPLE!!! Sometimes I genuinely wonder if I’d be more successful if I was a fake-ass bitch??? Maybe I should try it??? Jk I’m a blunt c**t. Hope you guys like my song!!! lol Okay, that’s all!!! Love you!! Don’t forget to take out your trash!!! 🗑️💋SPONSORS//MINKY COUTURE / code WEEKLYTRASH for 50% off@spotlessfox - code WEEKLYTRASH