We Don't Have Time For This

The Third Child Conspiracy

August 24, 2026·44 min
Episode Description from the Publisher

Ok, so apparently third babies are usually a “surprise”. But is this an actual phenomenon, a wildly convenient excuse, or have parents simply stopped pretending they know how babies are made by round three? Let’s unpack the third-child theory. And while we’re here, we reminisce about the good, the beautiful and the mostly very difficult reality of our newborn life. Happy Tuesday, DLs! - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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