Toys!

Remember toys? Not the expensive ones they sell today to adult collectors that never get opened and are kept on high selves, far away from the filthy hands of little children. We mean the kind of toys kids play with. Well, Chris and Dave do! Join us as we look back at our favorite toys and the wonderful times spent with them, executing complex bedroom adventures featuring fully articulating real American heroes and anthropomorphized martial-arts-practicing reptiles. Also, we take a look at the toys of today, giving our very middle aged opinion on them. Will we tell them to get off our lawns? Take a listen and find out!   Links from the Show: Morrissey's AI Generated Album Cover https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/morrissey-make-up-is-a-lie/   G.I. Joe – The General https://www.3djoes.com/general.html   Dave's Questionable Toy https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/1981-dukes-hazzard-barn-busters-set-1904380258   Dave's Other Questionable Toy / Scary Clown https://www.etsy.com/listing/4319198590/1978-ronald-mcdonald-whistle-doll-21?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_-toys_and_games&utm_custom1=_k_EAIaIQobChMIzsmI0bmZkwMVsEX_AR3EORA4EAQYAyABEgJ8s_D_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_22607285750_180038461573_754746970950_pla-314535279060_c__4319198590_112821090&utm_custom2=22607285750&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22607285750&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRLsG1EvGYNhwHAhqJOcvghUb&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzsmI0bmZkwMVsEX_AR3EORA4EAQYAyABEgJ8s_D_BwE   Links for the Show: Visit our website: https://2middleagedguys.com/   Email us: 2middleagedguys@gmail.com   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/2middleagedguys   X: https://twitter.com/2middleagedguys