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by Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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- Today44 min
Bonus EP - Canon ball sneak in
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stolen canon balls being snuck on a plain, and getting fired because your 9 year old used the company card on ads for his Youtube page.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoeStylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareFollow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- 4 days ago1h 8m
Ep. 303 - Put it on the Company Card
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ed Sheeran losing all of his opening acts, The LA Clippers losing 5 draft picks and a 23 year old Georgia mayor gets fired 10 months into the job. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoe StylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareInstagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- 1 weeks ago38 min
Bonus EP - Second Set of Eyes
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to drive - and get access to - a fire truck, the RayGun documentary, and when to bring poop to a conversation.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoeStylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareFollow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- 1 weeks ago1h 6m
Ep. 302 - Big Africa
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the adoption of a new world map that features a more accurately sized Africa, trusting AI to plan your hike, getting arrested for taking down Flock cameras.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoe StylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareInstagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- 2 weeks ago35 min
Bonus EP - Flowers Rabbit Hole
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about one random rabbit hole. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoeStylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareFollow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- 2 weeks ago54 min
Ep. 301 - Respect The Season
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ranking the US Presidents from Great to Failure, new ownership group in the MLB, and the pride of parking without a rear view mirror. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoe StylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareInstagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- 3 weeks ago52 min
Bonus EP - Team Amazon vs Team Google
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about AI scanning customers, AliExpress spying on you through your microphone, and which team are you repping in the dystopian future?PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaCrystall SchmidtB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoeStylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareFollow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
- 3 weeks ago51 min
Ep. 300 - SPF50 or Indoors
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa celebrate a podcast milesstone by shooting together outdoors. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne WoodsMark OrellanaB. EmmerichCharlene BankAskewCharlatan the FraudCynthia PongKen MogulSayDatAgain SayDatAgainLaKai DillStephanie GayleUncleJoe StylenoshCato from StonoJennifer PedersenMarcusSarah PiardAna MathambaJSKnoLooking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_shareInstagram:@WarReportPod@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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