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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee, and regular players Ryan LaPlante, Tyler Hewitt and Laura Elizabeth.
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- Yesterday49 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.44 - Foul Xenos Instincts
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition battled a group of Grotz riding Squigs on the surface of the Ork Rok enveloping the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. Da Judge charged into combat with a furious “WAAAGH!” only to find himself outmatched by a horde of squigs and - despite Solomon joining combat at his side, Morgan sniping the xenos, and Damien influencing things with his Ork Psykery - Da Judge fled rather than fall at the hands of his foes. The sole surviving Grot surrendered to Solomon and immediately started mocking Da Judge for his cowardice. Morgan spotted a group of Goffs approaching, in addition to the Bad Moonz already closing in - which meant her team needed to hide ASAP. Interrogating the Grot they’d captured, they learned of a nearby tunnel and some kind of Grot Revolushun, before Da Judge got frustrated and killed their captive. Forced to flee in the general direction Meegoo the Grot had pointed before he died, the Agents were fortunate and found a tunnel entrance to escape. But can Da Judge learn to master his role as an Ork Warboss? Or will the team’s mission fail before it’s even begun? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 1 weeks ago47 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.43 - The Ork Who Runs
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition flew a disguised ship down to the Ork Rok that has enveloped the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge struggled to come up with a new Orkish name for himself, and the Emperor’s Bared Teeth found itself heavily damaged by Rokkit fire. Morgan took the controls and managed to steer the falling ship into Da Retail Space on the Rok. The crash left everyone heavily injured and the Judge’s new cyber-mastiff dead. With Grotz riding Squigs approaching and a wave of Ork Boyz behind them, Morgan sniped a Squig to buy the group time. Her ambush scared off three of the six Grot Squig Riders, but the remaining three are closing in on the wounded Inquisitorial party. Can the Agents of the Inquisition survive their first battle on the surface of the Rok, knowing getting there has left them all near death? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 2 weeks ago49 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.42 - Warboss Bloodflamer
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition made the final preparations before their flight onto the Ork Rok that has enveloped the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge’s consciousness was transported into the Inquisitork’s body, where he still occasionally battles to take control of his Orkish instincts. Damien underwent a variety of hideously painful cosmetic and surgical procedures to make him look more like an Ork Wyrdboy. Morgan oversaw the painting and Ork-ification of the Emperor’s Bared Teeth, and Stevius agreed to fly the team down to their target and await orders to pick them up when the mission was done. Solomon realized that Judge’s cyber-mastiff should also be disguised and painted the mechanical beast in appropriate Ork colours. With everything decided, including their first strike being at the Goff’s at the top of the Rok’s Ork hierarchy, all that’s left to do is to fly there and get past the Ork armada guarding the place. Can they survive long enough to get to the Pylon’s surface? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 3 weeks ago51 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.41 - Becoming the Xenos
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition arrived in the Damascus system and received a briefing on the Ork forces that currently held sway over the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge introduced the team to his new cyber-mastiff, which he named an expletive, and gave secondary command of the mechanical creature to Solomon and Damien. Solomon decided that Whistler would remain onboard the ship during this mission, and became part of the welcoming party bringing food for the Militarum observer alongside Stevius who brought a regicide board. Morgan and Damien interrogated Martin Stone, the Militarum Intelligence Officer, who gave them a full breakdown of the Ork Rok they were moving towards and the Ork forces in the system. Hearing the facts laid out the Judge decided the team should strike for the Goffs, the most powerful Ork Klan, once they made their way down to the Pylon. Damien and the Judge, annoyed by Martin Stone’s voice, tried to put a helmet on him before Morgan sent them away. She hopes Solomon and Stevius will show the observer more dignity while the team completes the final steps of their preparations for this mission. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 4 weeks ago51 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.40 - The Damascus System
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition had their final day of preparation before their arrival in the Damascus system. The Judge finished his Ork-ducation with a lesson on Ork psychology that he promptly used to successfully manipulate the Inquisitork into behaving. Morgan, meanwhile, confessed to Solomon that the team was working under Special Condition. Realizing she had told Solomon, so the secret was out, she soon called a meeting with the Judge and Damien. Confessing this terrible secret to them as well sent Daminen spiralling into paranoia but he was forced to contain his fears as he has no choice but to stay (as he’ll be executed as a rogue psyker anywhere else). The Judge found himself silently furious at Valentyne for the mistake he believes the Inquisitor made keeping this all secret, and ordered CL053T to build him a new REX2 that he named an expletive. Solomon and Damien couldn’t find comfort in sharing the truth before bed, while the Judge tried to give Morgan a replacement desk. Though that didn’t work, the two found a moment of silent connection. The team’s status under Special Condition has been revealed and there are no more secrets left. Will this help them in their next mission, or will a lack of confidence lead the Agents of the Inquisition to their doom? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Oct 8, 202649 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.39 - Fear as Motivation
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition continued preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. The Judge continued his ork-ducation and learned about Ork klans and weapon names. Damien continued to experiment with the “green fury” of Ork warp energy and realized there were two schools of xenos psykery: the brutal and the cunning. Solomon discussed his distrust of Morgan’s secrecy with Stevius before ultimately deciding he needed to speak with her. And Morgan found little information on the Blackstone pylon or the Damascus system before she was forced to face the challenges of leadership in a conversation with Solomon. She won him over, but he ended the conversation asking if there were any secrets she was holding back. Will Morgan risk telling Solomon and the others the team is operating under Special Condition? Or will she stay true to her paranoia and make sure they don’t hesitate to follow her? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Oct 1, 202650 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.38 - Diverging Paths
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition began preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. Morgan worked with Avarice and CL053T to build a hypnomat machine to speed-teach the Judge Ork Kultur and customs. Solomon spent his time training Whistler and finally taught the Kroot Hound basic commands in a way that stuck. But most importantly of all, Damien and the Judge began training alongside the Inquisitork itself. The Judge allowed himself to be battered by the creature before bringing in some combat servitors to really let the Ork release its aggression. Damien, throughout this process, began to identify and get in touch with “the Green Fury” a term he uses to describe Ork psyker effects. He’s already learned a new painful form of Ork healing and how to force people to speak the truth. With only days left before their mission begins - can Damien truly become a Wyrdboy and can the Judge learn how to take over the Inquisitork’s body and become a convincing Warboss? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Sep 24, 202652 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.37 - Green Fury
Last episode, the Inquisitork was released from its cryopod and the Inquisitorial band were thrust into a battle for dominance. Pushing the Judge to the fore, the rest of the team attempted to assist him in overcoming the creature. Damien ended up heavily injured, but the hierarchy of dominance was established cleanly: Morgan is “Boss Boss” and the Judge is “Da Nob”, under which serves the Inquisitork. Morgan realized Damien would need proximity to the Ork to figure out how the xenos psyker powers work, and with the conflict over and the Inquisitork fed, returned to her quarters. The Judge apologized privately to Morgan for his previous blasphemous statements about the Inquisitor and requested a canine body to repair Rex2 - but Morgan told him he would only receive it after the mission if his work impressed her. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee, and regular players Ryan LaPlante, Tyler Hewitt and Laura Elizabeth.
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