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- 2 weeks ago2h 0m
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way Past The Moon (We Didn't Go)
The return of Alt Skull brings another moon episode. Or rather, another FAKE and GAY moon mission episode. We know the Artemis thing was a couple weeks ago, but hey, we didn't talk about it yet. Johnny and Skull discuss the many weird and funny anomalies surrounding the TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE AT ALL, Artemis II moon "misson", where they went around the moon, but never landed...like we supposedly did in the late 60's and 70's Anyway, get /comfy/ and let's "go to the moon"...again.Panel: Johnny, Alt SkullCreepypasta: Staring Doll, read by Reinhardt (RIP)
- Jun 13, 20252h 16m
Season 9 Finale: We'll Be Back
The season that (almost) never ended is finally over! Johnny, Skull and Hollis sit down for a recap of the multitude of episodes we've done this season, from Tunnel Jews™️ to the Dead Internet Theory to more Paranormal America, cryptids, and spooks. And let's not forget all the gayops and psyops we've endured and seen straight through from the Burning Bush(nell) to the phony election and every fake and gay non happening in between. So...get /comfy/ and let's replay Season 9!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, HollisCreepypasta: Blood Sucking Bastards, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt
- Mar 18, 20252h 14m
You'd Better Believe In Resets, You're In One: With Lucius Aurelian
One of our favorite guests and content creators, Lucius Aurelian from the Restitutor Orbis YouTube channel joins Johnny and Hollis for a dive into reset theory. Has inorganic language propagation occurred throughout history or is that just a conspiracy theory? Is there actually evidence of a reset happening right now? Let's get /comfy/ and see...Panel: Johnny, HollisGuest: Lucius AurelianFind him here: www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214Creepypasta: Demaflu, written and read by Hollis
- Oct 22, 20242h 11m
The Nationalist Enquirer: Annnnnd We're So Back!
You asked for it, so we're gonna give it to you! The Nationalist Enquirer returned on Friday, 10-18, this is the replay of the LIVE show that you missed (don't do that again).The latest in conspiracy news, the most current fake and gay narratives, and of course, a healthy dose of shitposting our way through this Matrix/Truman Show thing we call reality.Join Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak, Hollis, and Æther and maybe a guest or two (or none) as they fiddle while Babylon burns. (As usual, this is a threat)Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, ÆtherMusic Break: Diggy Diggy Hole, by Wind RoseNecronormiecon: Putting Death Unto Death, read by Otterwaffen Jack
- Jul 31, 20222h 31m
Crystal Tree Scrapyard
The gang have watched the videos, they have looked at the photographic evidence, they have read the articles, and they have debated in the chatrooms. Now they bring you their take on what was once considered a taboo subject, a bridge too far, something so "schizo", so far out there, it was just too much, even for the Paranormies. That's right, we're talking about the Crystal Trees and the Silicon Age. Are mesas, plateaus, and places like Devil's Tower actually stumps of enormous crystal trees? What exactly is Giant's Causeway? Was the Grand Canyon really just the work of millions of years of erosion, or is it simply the remains of a quarry? Is Wave Rock in Australia a natural rock formation or evidence of giant machines and mining operations? Are volcanoes just piles of mining waste with materials chemically reacting inside? What the hell really happened to the ocean's floors? Let's get /comfy/ and take a walk with us amongst the ancient silica giants.Pics posted here: https://mega.nz/folder/5E1QHBrC#zPc6ovh-oFHxtyWmvIt24ARussian Article referenced: https://secretenergy.com/are-these-giant-prehistoric-trees/With: Johnny, Reinhardt, DogbotMusic Break: Like Leaves, by Iratus VirCreepypasta: Keeping Peace With the Fair Folk, read by Reinhardt
- Jul 31, 20222h 2m
TNE: Butt Brains & Semitic Semantics
Dungeons, Dragons, and Down's Syndrome Druids? Bezos' billion dollar benis (rocket) Antarctica's "new lakes": new lies or real shit? Doesn't matter, it's gay now (>inb4 >now >implying) England slides further into 1984 C H I N A floods the world with gayops Can GMO's stop mosquito bites Ghislaine and Donald (Duck, that is)With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackMusic Break: Dr. Hippolord, by WeedruidTales From The Necronormiecon: On the Jews and Their Lies pt.4, read by Jack
- Jul 31, 20222h 28m
Impossible Architecture: Radium Slonked Starforts
This week, the gang is joined by Alt Skull for a little look at some of Ewaranon's video content. More impossible architecture and antiqiutech comes your way with a dive into the sound and water frequencies associated with energy production structures like Cathedrals and Star Forts. Cymatics are found all over nature, did the builders of these structures use them when designing them? What are cymatics anyway? How does frequency affect us and the world around us? Then, in the second hour, the gang take a look at nuclear power, radiation, and radium. In doing so, they take apart another "useful idiot" of the Beast System. Marie Curie is F&G. Get /comfy/ and listen up!With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackGuest: Alt Skull. He can be found here: t.me/AltSkullMirrorMusic Break: A picture of a picture of a picture of a sock, by Painted WorldsCreepypasta: It's Just A Costume, read by Reinhardt
- Jul 31, 20222h 8m
TNE: Monke In Drag and Mile High Gayops
Blacks being blacks arrest black for being black in SA Semn Ded Prez All Star Game Gayop Trans reading hour? Hold my beer… ElsaGate/PedoTube is back. Again. Doors to Doses and Long Covid Sir Not Actually Appearing In SpaceWith: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackMusic Break: Sum Cull Vril, by Imaginary Fri3ndsTales From The Necronormiecon: Burning Souls: The Eternal Crucifixion, by Leon Degrelle, read by JackCheck out our website and leave comments there: ww
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