Teenternity Leave, Night Swimming & Nose Hair Waxing Gone Too Far

It’s the last week of July, which means summer is sprinting toward August like a kid trying to get the last blue popsicle. Big Party and Molly kick things off with the **Fun-Plex cabana giveaway** for Friday Night Rides, including this week’s keyword: **NIGHT**.From there, things get real normal real fast — meaning Big Party admits to **night swimming**, possibly without the traditional amount of clothing, and Molly immediately starts picturing the dogs filing a formal complaint.Then we get into one of the most horrifying show-and-tell moments in podcast history: Big Party’s **freshly waxed nose hairs**, lovingly arranged like a biohazard bouquet by Carly. Molly is disgusted. Big Party is proud. America is healing.The episode somehow turns wholesome after that with talk of **bee waterers**, butterflies hatching from chrysalises, milkweed, backyard flowers, birdhouses, and whether Big Party and Wileen are about to become the Midwest’s newest butterfly ranchers.Then the conversation takes a hard left into **“teenternity leave”** — parents taking time off work when their kids hit the teenage years. Is it sweet? Is it too much? Is it just a fancy way to say “I’m your unpaid Uber now”? Big Party and Molly break it down from the latchkey kid generation perspective.Plus: Chicago train lines, Omaha traffic sounding like the ocean, COVID schedule resets, bad breath you can’t smell anymore, baby formula sticker shock, Sam’s Club diaper savings, sample people blocking the aisles, and why parking lots are basically Mad Max with carts.Tell everybody. Have a safe day. Do yourself good.Don’t miss out on new episodes of The Big Party Show dropping every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and The After Party on Tuesdays. Wherever you get podcasts!The After Party Unfiltered Podcast with Big Party and Molly is coming soon on ThursdaysBuy The Big Party Show merch!Visit our website! www.bigpartyshow.comSubscribe on your favorite podcast platform and catch all the fun on the The After Party YouTube channel!We want to hear from you! Email us at BPSCRASHER@GMAIL.COM with questions, comments, content and more! Call us at (402) 915-0962 and leave a message!Follow The Big Party Show on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/1BzZzc...Follow Big Party on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/bigpartyoma...Follow Molly on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/molcav?igsh...Follow Big Party on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@bigpartyonthe...Follow Big Party on X https://x.com/bigpartyshow?s=21&t=GI5...