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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGyoutube.com@ABUSEHOURt.me/THEABUSEHOURWe cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background.We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future.Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night.As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year.Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain.Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.This podcast is available on literally every platform where controversial content is permitted, Hunt it down, fire it up, and become part of the problem.You can support our efforts at the link above where you can throw in a few cents or become a bigger threat to the Globalists by become part of the ABUSE HOUR GOON SQUAD for a paltry 5 bucks per month.If you have a Hot Take, a perspective to offer, ask a question, or you just want to blow off some steam and espouse the merits of Central Banking, you can leave a message on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE at the number listed above.Ladies adore it, gentlemen respect it, and if it was put together any better you'd swear it was a PsyOp.
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[entertainment purposes only - don’t take everything so serious, goy]A no-shit had it up-to-here episode with some how-to on phones, invaders, and diverse applications for a couple layers of Saran-wrap.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
News-cucked again, but some thoughts on muh-greatest ally and Iran, impending monkey-shines, and why aloha shirts ain’t so bad.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
A rabbit-hole rant on the inherent tiny-hatted’ness of juice in the gym, glowies-on-parade, and more free stuff for Israel.BONUS: Pepe Silvia with some dignified sounding takes!https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Not especially long, but not especially good. Middle East confusion, alien-posting, and a full dose of Boomer diskermination.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
A stream of semi-consciousness rant while driving through Stupid Canada. Talkin’ the joys of business travel, UXO, and not answering questions from The Man.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
A broke-ass rushed-ass episode about Chud the Slayer and the multi-layered complexities of living in a very unserious place.
A short round-the-horn followed by a lengthier discussion on the application of boozing philosophy to Nationalism. And also a margarita recipe.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
A cut-rate rant about Star Wars, Iran, Mean-Time-to-Hitler, and the perfect substitute for an overpriced liqueur.PLUS: Solid pinch-hit work from Pepe Silvia.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGyoutube.com@ABUSEHOURt.me/THEABUSEHOURWe cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background.We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future.Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night.As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year.Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain.Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.This podcast is available on literally every platform where controversial content is permitted, Hunt it down, fire it up, and become part of the problem.You can support our efforts at the link above where you can throw in a few cents or become a bigger threat to the Globalists by become part of the ABUSE HOUR GOON SQUAD for a paltry 5 bucks per month.If you have a Hot Take, a perspective to offer, ask a question, or you just want to blow off some steam and espouse the merits of Central Banking, you can leave a message on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE at the number listed above.Ladies adore it, gentlemen respect it, and if it was put together any better you'd swear it was a PsyOp.
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