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by COFFEE LONG
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background. We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future. Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night. As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year. Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain. Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.
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A short-fuse, low-quality product, including crazy women, orange cult leaders, and European conscription.YouTube Spotify RSSApple Telegram $$
Icehouse trannies, coffeehouse bathrooms, trashcan dead-drops, and Wagon-Wheels of Woe.YouTube Spotify RSSApple Telegram $$
Psychoactive pharmaceuticals, extra passports, AI arguments, crazy women, and founding fathers. PLUS a schizoid thumbnail if you know where to look.YouTube Spotify RSSApple Telegram $$
EP180 - BAD GUY RISING: Overpriced prank cocktails, cougars, slow-witted diversity hires, and becoming OK with being the villain.PLUS: Some takes from Pepe Silvia!YouTube Spotify RSSApple Telegram $$
Iran, Ramen, and American Muslim communists lead to a few thoughts on getting your house in order.YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
Technically deficient with sub-standard content, but if a mindless rant on airports and Asian bar-girls is what you want, this is the episode for you.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
More bad movies, conflict escalation, and picking out the perfect spare tire.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
A high-energy rant on military uniforms and who gets away with what, more humiliation, and the face that launched a thousand manhunts.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background. We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future. Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night. As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year. Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain. Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.
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