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by John Brandon, Jim Banks, Matthew Van Zandt, Vanessa
Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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- 1 weeks ago2h 38m
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 Part 1: TALK ABOUT THE GAME
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 Part 1: TALK ABOUT THE GAME Square Roots - Episode 536 Quest Log: 0:22:26 Level Up: 2:14:34 It's time for Vampire time. We play Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2! This Week: Play until you wake up on the second day Next Week: Play until the explosion. Vanessa says you'll know it when you see it. Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
- 1 weeks ago2h 21m
Final Fantasy XIII Part Nine: Pain Creates Miracles REUPLOAD
Final Fantasy XIII Part Nine: Pain Creates Miracles REUPLOAD Square Roots - Episode 536 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:30 Quest Log: 0:38:45 Level Up: 1:58:30 This week on Square Roots, we finish a big game! That's right, everyone* finished Final Fantasy XIII and now we are free to move on from another game, free from the crystal prison we were incased in. I was one of the non-naked crystal people. Looks Like A Rum Cag A Grok Girlie Spooky Nikki Is Back The Holey Highway It's Never Going To Be Tom Bombadil Somehow Vanille Returned This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII! FOREVER! Next Week: Wake Up In Bed A Second Time In Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines II *Except Jim Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
- 2 weeks ago2h 21m
Final Fantasy XIII Part Nine: Pain Creates Miracles
Final Fantasy XIII Part Nine: Pain Creates Miracles Square Roots - Episode 536 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:30 Quest Log: 0:38:45 Level Up: 1:58:30 This week on Square Roots, we finish a big game! That's right, everyone* finished Final Fantasy XIII and now we are free to move on from another game, free from the crystal prison we were incased in. I was one of the non-naked crystal people. Looks Like A Rum Cag A Grok Girlie Spooky Nikki Is Back The Holey Highway It's Never Going To Be Tom Bombadil Somehow Vanille Returned This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII! FOREVER! Next Week: Wake Up In Bed A Second Time In Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines II *Except Jim Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
- 2 weeks ago1h 21m
Square Roots October Spooky Story Spectacular! Featuring Vanessa Ghostface Jigsaw REUPLOAD
Square Roots October Spooky Story Spectacular! Featuring Vanessa Ghostface Jigsaw Square Roots - Episode 535 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:59 Level Up: 0:21:48 Our schedule was getting all over the place, so we've got a short catch up episode before we finish Final Fantasy XIII next Monday! So we discuss some Hot Gaming News, sppoky games, level up classics of our experiences with ghost stories! Also Johnny's underwhelming road trip with Vanessa and her mom, and Vanessa's airport Michael Sheen adventure in Vanessa's Dream Corner. This Week: WE STALL FOR ONE MORE WEEK! Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII! FOREVER! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
- 4 weeks ago2h 2m
Final Fantasy XIII Part Seven: HECKACHUNKER!
Final Fantasy XIII Part Seven: HECKACHUNKER! Square Roots - Episode 534 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:45 Quest Log: 0:22:11 Level Up: 1:40:14 This week on Square Roots we barrel through a giant, double stuffed chunker full of all the side quests in the game. Because Chapter 11 has all of them. Also! There's a tower at the end, but is it the first real dungeon of the game? A One Hit Pizza Candy Hog Is Bart the Worst Final Fantasy Villain? Matt Compulsively Plays A Game He Doesn't Like This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11! Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII! FOREVER! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
- Oct 5, 20261h 46m
Final Fantasy XIII Part Six: Chapter 11 Mailbag Episode!
Final Fantasy XIII Part Six: Chapter 11 Mailbag Episode! Square Roots - Episode 533 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45 Mail Bag: 0:27:00 Smoosh Mouth: 1:20:25 Level Up: 1:31:45 This week on Square Roots we don't actually do a quest log because there's not that much to talk about with Chapter 11 of Final Fantasy XIII, it's just super long, so we're giving Johnny specifically time to work his way through all those Ci'eth stones! We answer such questions as: What polygon to put Lara Croft's nipples on in a PS1 nude mod? Why you should not wash your teeth with a bottle of jack? Is Bowser a Dom? Why isn't Midbus dateable? ALSO SMOOSH MOUTH! This Week: MAILBAAAG Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
- Sep 28, 20261h 48m
Final Fantasy XIII Part Five: Jihl Nabaat Is A Nerd
Final Fantasy XIII Part Five: Jihl Nabaat Is A Nerd Square Roots - Episode 532 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:10 Quest Log: 0:21:20 Level Up: 1:24:25 This time on Final Fantasy XIII, blood comes out of Matt's eyes as he tries to be nice about the game. But we all love Barthandalous! "Eat my shorts," he says. Also: • Derek Waters is Bilbo Baggins Coded • Game Pass Ads • Pop It Back In, It's Fine • Matt Says PBR tastes like Skunk Juice • The First Time In The Game You Can Speak To An NPC • I Paused My Game to Be here This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 10! Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
- Sep 21, 20262h 10m
Final Fantasy XIII Part Four: Are They Space Friends Or Are They Lesbians?
Final Fantasy XIII Part Four: Are They Space Friends Or Are They Lesbians? Square Roots - Episode 531 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:10 Quest Log: 0:26:21 Level Up: 1:55:42 This time on Final Fantasy XIII: secrets are revealed! Anger is confronted! Australians are outed! Also: • He is the Best at What He Does, and What He Does is QuickTime Events • People Can Be Bisexual, Matt • Nobody Thinks Of Him As From Tarzan • No Witnesses Means Full Stealth • It's A Long Air Pod • Fireworks That Drop CDs This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 8! Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 10! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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