In Boulder, You Are Not a Dog Owner. You Are A Dog Guardian

Both hosts just off planes. Aisha has a girls' weekend voice situation — no sexy raspy, just middle school puberty cracking. Eric went to Athlos London for 48 hours, did not walk the red carpet, and ate approximately four bacon sandwiches.Discussed in this episode:– Eric at Athlos London — the full debrief: 48 hours. Tate Modern Museum. Saint Paul's Cathedral (almost broke down from the beauty). Camden neighborhood. No red carpet — didn't have the right fit, a decision Aisha processes audibly in real time. – Athlos race highlights: Sha'Carri Richardson, women's 100m, 10.8; Keely Hodgkinson wins the women's 800m in 1:56 in a Nike speed suit (the big fashion moment of the meet); Claudia Kązmierska wins the women's mile for three big ones in a row + more– Chris and Kari are having a baby: The CITIUS MAG overlords are growing by one. Both hosts are genuinely thrilled and genuinely aware that as soon as this baby talks, their jobs are in jeopardy. A baby with Chris Chavez's curiosity and Kari's musical ability and on the CITIUS MAG mic within six months: they are cooked.– The Emmys: Drama series: The Pit wins big. The Diplomat is one of Aisha's favorite shows ever. Comedy: Widows Bay wins — Eric has seen it, recommends it, it's on Apple TV.– Mitch McConnell memes– Boulder dog guardianship law: In Boulder, you are not an owner of a dog. You are a dog guardian. City ordinance.– Marathon training — Eric's update: Calves at approximately 82%. Running is scheduled for this week. He will be the most undertrained person on the start line of the New York City Marathon.– World Road Running Championships, Copenhagen:Agnes Ngetich — new women's half marathon world record, 65:15Andreas Almgren — men's half marathon win, European record 58:06Men's road mile — Robert Farken’s biggest winWomen's road mile — Agathe Guillemot of France winsMen's 5K — Jakob Ingebrigtsen gets upsetWomen's 5K —Likina Amebaw with three consecutive major wins to end the seasonAmerican women's half — Emma Grace Hurley, Weini Kelati, Jess McLean go 5-6-7: First time three Americans have broken 67 minutes in the same race. Emma Grace moves to approximately third on the US all-time list.The World Athletics website replay package: Aisha watched the whole thing at 2x speed on the plane and notes that World Athletics has a clean, well-curated replay package on their website that goes: full race, a bit of the celebration, interview with the winner, next race. Tight and polished. Nobody needs to hunt for bootleg streams.– The Nike Elite camp story: Content warning: This story involves an allegation of sexual assault at the Nike Elite camp on Fourth of July weekend, involving two high school athletes.– Off the Rails Live, Chicago — October 9th: Free tickets drop Thursday, September 24th at noon Eastern. Set an alarm.– Voicemails: Non-runner filing whereabouts for their sport wants to know how to handle camping and backpacking; Jess from Arizona on Keely doing Femke's makeup in the call room and Rai and Dos Santos doing rock-paper-scissors in the semis to determine the finish order; Michaela from Brooklyn who ran a group long run with her run club, slowly realized a woman who looked familiar was someone who had ghosted her cold on Hinge. 📞 Call in to (856) 279-0080‬ to leave us a voicemail with any question you may have, whether it’s running-related or not.🍉 This episode is brought to you by ZALT. ZALT is an electrolyte pouch — tuck it in, sip water, and every sip gets electrolytes, vitamins, and minerals. Their new V2 formula packs 372mg of active ingredients per pouch, including French sea salt, potassium, and B vitamins, and it tastes like salt on watermelon. Perfect for long runs, hot days, post-race, or the day after a wedding. Use code OTR10 for 10% off your entire order — and yes, it stacks with other discounts at TRYZALT.COM🎥 Subscribe to our YouTube channel : https://www.youtube.com/@OffTheRailsWithEricandAisha