Ep. 223 - VIP Tour of Walmart Starts in Aisle 7 - 07/09/2026

Peaches and Viktor somehow turned a simple conversation into an international incident, beginning with Peaches' ongoing war against the moth living in his apartment before getting completely sidetracked by kittens that refuse to stop causing carpet catastrophes, online gaming interruptions that always seem to happen during the worst possible moment, and whether "just pause the game" has ever actually worked. The conversation jumps into modern dating dealbreakers, secret kids, fake Taylor Swift rumors, Jelly Roll heartbreak speculation, and Peaches' passionate declaration that soccer is still impossible to enjoy. Then the guys explore why tourists are apparently treating Walmart like it's Disneyland, why Americans have somehow convinced the rest of the world that ranch dressing is worth smuggling through airport security, and why Idaho's fry sauce should probably remain classified information. Add in California fireworks disasters, exploding squishy toys that definitely shouldn't be microwaved, building plasma cannons because of TikTok, feeling ancient after discovering internet celebrities nobody over thirty recognizes, and a farewell to legendary radio personality Spider Harrison, and you've got another episode where absolutely nothing stays on track for more than about thirty seconds and that's exactly why it's so much fun.