Free Daily Podcast Summary
No Autographs, Please!: Daily Summaries Delivered
by Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing? NO AUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!
Latest Episodes
The most recent episodes — sign up to get AI-powered summaries of each one.
- Jul 7, 20231h 5m
"Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus
The love of Arden and Bryan's friendship life, as well as their arch baking nemesis (aka "The Root of All Evil"), Lauren Lapkus returns for the finale episode of NAPS season one! The Hero's Journey began with a disparaged peanut butter mug cake! Will the fame seeking twins win over (not neglected child) Lauren's heart (AND STOMACH!) as they go for a perfected round two PBFit desert? Or will they crash and BURN!? All that plus a date at GOOP KITCHEN! Gladyss the Orc Mother!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Jun 30, 20231h 4m
“Moines De Moines Iowa” w/ Lauren Ash
Is your job CLOWN? Are you a ghost that braids horse mane? Then you’ve come to the right place! This week the supremely talented and hilarious Lauren Ash (“Superstore,” “Not Dead Yet”) talks the untrustworthiness of birds, crow funerals and of course, peanut butter powder. Plus a romantic date at Starbucks! One iced Canadian latte to go please!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Jun 23, 20231h 16m
"Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake
Grab your Porsche backpacks and get into this! This week, the tender gift of the clown is brought to you by the hilarious, dashing, and whip-smart Sam Pancake (“Search Party,” “A Million Little Things.”) We talk how we should have residencies at sex clubs, how many times we can say Kimberly Akimbo, what to do when faced with a donut wall, plus we go on a picnic date! And cake, honeys, cake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Jun 16, 20231h 7m
"The Boxcar Children!" w/ Nicole Byer
Glamorous Comedy SUPERSTAR Nicole Byer (Nailed it! Grand Crew) joins Arden and Bryan to chat ANGRY ELEPHANTS! VIN DIESEL! and TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR SIBLINGS! Are you ready to fall in love with a man named Birdy who stole the Declaration of Independence for the purposes of laminating it? Well LOOK NO FURTHER than THIS MADNESS! Can these two orphan racoons/ aspiring bakers win over the host of Nailed It! with their infamous PBfit Peanut Butter Mug Cake??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Jun 9, 202354 min
"If You Don't Look Your Worst, How will You Look Your Best?" w/ Charles Rogers
Hi dearest hearts! This week, Arden and Bryan are joined by the cool-hot-hip-fun-funny Charles Rogers (co-creator of "Search Party.") We talk community theatre and its highs and lows (which are also highs), then we go on a date to Chili's (finally!); and, naturally peanut butter cake! What will Charles give it? Search THIS party to find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Jun 2, 202356 min
"Hot Air Balloon Sextacular!" w/ Stephanie Allynne
Stephanie Allynne (The L Word, One Mississippi) joins Arden and Bryan for a non-stop episode of hot dates!! She's so hot she dates HERSELF in the improv portion! This episode has it ALLLLLL HUNNNAY alpha theater kids, runaway helium balloons, open robes!!! If you think YOU got bullied in high school- THINK AGAIN KITTY CATS- because Stephanie has a story for YOU! Call the press! Do your contouring! Sit back and CHILLLLLAX!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- May 26, 20231h 6m
"Hop on, Pop!" with Mike Castle
This week we have a really fancy guest, which you can tell because of his last name alone! The hilarious comedian and actor Mike Castle ("Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Brews Brothers") is here to share delightful stories of lamp-stealing neighbors named Glenn and the shame of being defeated by a teenager at chess tournaments. Then Arden, Bryan and Mike go on a date on a retirement cruise ship! All that plus a peanut butter cake score that left these mouths agape. Hop on, Pop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- May 19, 20231h 4m
"Coke Stroke is OUT! Bar Rescue is IN!" w/ Gareth Reynolds
Comedy superstar Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, Arrested Development) join Arden and Bryan to discuss the glamorous MAGIC of comedy club owners, the chic arrogance of at-home PRINTERS, and how sexy it is to start a car with a SCREWDRIVER HUNNNNAY! All this AND Bryan and Arden have HIGH HOPES for the their glorious PBFit Mug Cake when Gareth actually seems to enjoy his ZEVIA, STEVIA soda? Will one of their guests actually ENJOY their sexy sweet offerings???? Tune in to find out!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Get No Autographs, Please! summaries in your inbox
Free AI-powered daily recaps. Key takeaways, quotes, and mentions — in a 5-minute read.
Get Free Summaries →Free forever for up to 3 podcasts. No credit card required.
You Might Also Like
Listeners also like.
This Is Important
Comedians Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck discuss important topics in a serious manner.
Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald
A comedian explores pop culture, celebrity gossip, and real-life drama with unfiltered opinions and candid guest interviews.
Keep It!
Keep It!
Two Hot Takes
Two hosts deliver blunt, humorous opinions on messy relationship dilemmas and internet drama from Reddit and listener submissions.
Pop Apologists
Two sisters discuss celebrities with the same level of care and attention they give to family members.
Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast
A comedian interviews celebrities and performs improvised comedy with eccentric characters in unscript游戏副本
Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe
Unfiltered conversations with Kaitlyn Bristowe on pop culture, personal growth, and life’s messy, funny moments.
Barely Famous
A reality TV personality hosts candid conversations with celebrities, friends, and internet personalities about personal and controversial topics.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Two comedians dissect pop culture moments and personal cultural touchstones with humor and guest insights.
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Two hosts mock and dissect the drama of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise with snarky commentary.
Public Figures
Audioboom Studios
So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey
A daily pop culture podcast dissecting entertainment’s best and worst moments, from TV highlights to Hollywood scandals and feuds.
About No Autographs, Please!
Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!) are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing? NO AUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!
Customized Recaps
AI-powered recaps with compact key takeaways, quotes, and insights.
Straight to Your Inbox
Get key takeaways from No Autographs, Please! in a 5-minute read.
Save Hours Every Week
Stay current on your favorite podcasts without falling behind.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Podzilla's No Autographs, Please! daily summary?
It's a free AI-powered email that summarizes new episodes of No Autographs, Please! as soon as they're published. You get the key takeaways, notable quotes, and links & mentions — all in a quick read.
How does the No Autographs, Please! podcast summary work?
When a new episode drops, our AI transcribes and analyzes it, then generates a personalized summary tailored to your interests and profession. It's delivered to your inbox every morning.
Is this an official No Autographs, Please! product?
No. Podzilla is an independent service that summarizes publicly available podcast content. We're not affiliated with or endorsed by Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts.
Can I get summaries of other podcasts too?
Absolutely! The free plan covers up to 3 podcasts. Upgrade to Pro for 15, or Premium for 50. Browse our full catalog at /podcasts.
How often does No Autographs, Please! release new episodes?
No Autographs, Please! publishes weekly. Our AI generates a summary within hours of each new episode.
What topics does No Autographs, Please! cover?
No Autographs, Please! covers topics including Comedy, Improv. Our AI identifies the specific themes in each episode and highlights what matters most to you.
Start getting No Autographs, Please! summaries tomorrow morning.
Free forever for up to 3 podcasts. No credit card required.
Free forever for up to 3 podcasts. No credit card required.