
Today's Headlines: We’re starting today with news out of Brazil. Flavio Bolsonaro — son of coup-attempting former president Jair, who is currently serving 27 years in prison — won Brazil's presidential election in a shocking first-round victory over progressive incumbent Lula, with four Bolsonaro family members also in Congress, which is hopefully not a preview of anything. In recall news, Nestlé recalled some Toll House break-and-bake cookie dough for possible wood fragments, Stewart's Shops recalled ice cream for metal contamination, and Starbucks was sued for labeling protein drinks "sugar free" when they allegedly contain more sugar than a Reese's peanut butter cup, so dessert is broadly unsafe right now. California became the first state to officially list "Jewish" as an ethnicity for data collection purposes, which Gavin Newsom signed into law. On the Cornell scandal, ABC News obtained excerpts of a phone call between Cornell's Jane Doe and one of the seven men she alleges raped her, along with Snapchat threads showing the fraternity members coordinating to keep the incident quiet afterward — and one of the accused claimed during the school's investigation that he was too intoxicated to consent and that Jane Doe assaulted him, which is… something. A large protest at Cornell is calling for expulsions and the president's resignation, and the Change.org petition for Jane Doe has hit 60,000 signatures. On an sexual assault adjacent note, Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert died at 84 — the longest-serving Republican speaker and the highest-ranking elected official in US history to serve federal prison time, after admitting to sexually abusing teenage wrestlers as young as 14 during his years as a coach. And finally, Karoline Leavitt, who left the White House to spend more time with her family, is starting as a Fox News contributor in November. Resources/Articles mentioned: The Guardian: Flávio Bolsonaro poised to win Brazilian presidency after shock first-round victory ABC 7: Nestle recalls some Toll House chocolate chip cookie dough AP News: A lawsuit accuses Starbucks of mislabeling 8 ‘sugar-free’ protein drinks LA Times: California wants to list Jewish as an ethnicity, sparking discussion over what it means to be a Jew ABC News: 'Damage control': Phone calls, records suggest some Cornell frat brothers tried to contain 'gang rape' allegations Axios: Dennis Hastert, disgraced ex-House speaker, dies at 84 Politico: Karoline Leavitt to join Fox News as contributor Cornell Alumni Petition: Petition · CORNELL ALUMNI SUPPORTING JANE DOE - United States Subscribe to the Betches News Room and join the Morning Announcements group chat. Go to: betchesnews.substack.com Morning Announcements is produced by Sami Sage and edited by Grace Hernandez-Johnson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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