Guest Ask Uncut: Urzila Carlson Is Back (And She's Not Giving The Ring Back)

Hey lifers! Our guest Ask Uncut is back with a special guest to help unpack your deep and burning questions! It&rsquo;s Urzila Carlson, comedian, actor and certified petty queen, back for her THIRD time on the pod!You can listen/watch her other episodes here:A Tracksuit Pants &amp; A Puffer Jacket Movie Star - Uncut with Urzila Carlson&nbsp; GAGS, GUNS AND GRENADES - Uncut with Urzila Carlson We kick things off with Urzila's pettiest hill to die on: an airport baggage carousel showdown that turns into a full-blown "if you're going to be an asshole, I'm going to out-asshole you" saga, plus the diamond engagement ring she flatly refuses to give back to her cheating ex. Then we get into it cheating in queer relationships, dating (or very much not dating) after divorce, and protecting her kids from the revolving door of new partners. Then we jump into your questions! MY DAD IS DATING THREE WOMEN AND WE FOUND OUT HE'S SEEING HIS EX TOO My parents got divorced five years ago and my dad has been dating ever since. He's currently seeing three different women (none of whom are officially his "girlfriend"), and my sisters and I just found out via his iPad that he's also back with his ex. He lies to us about seeing her because he knows we don't like her. Do we say something, or is this none of our business? MY NEIGHBOUR GOT FINED $800 FOR HER BARKING DOG AND IT WAS MY FAULT I complained to the council about my neighbour's dog barking all day and night. I didn't expect them to actually act on it. She's now been fined $800 and I've heard she's not in a great financial position. The dog has finally stopped barking, but I feel like a monster. Do I come clean, or try to anonymously help her pay it off? I LIED AND SAID I WAS A MORNING PERSON TO IMPRESS MY BOYFRIEND Eighteen months ago, early in our relationship, I told my boyfriend I was a morning person because he loves sunrise walks and coffee dates. I am not a morning person. We've now moved in together, my alarm goes off at 5:45am every day, and I hate my life. Do I finally tell him the truth? I'M EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT AND MY PARTNER IS WORRIED HE WON'T GET ENOUGH OF MY TIME My partner has mentioned a few times that he's concerned I won't have enough time or love for him once the baby arrives. It's made me feel like I'm mothering him instead of building a family with him. Am I being hormonal, or is this a red flag? We also get the full, chaotic story behind the name of Urzila's new show Fatty On A Yacht, including the time she showed up to what she thought was a mate's dad's tinny for a fishing trip... and it was actually a super yacht party, complete with a Bluey life jacket and a life jacket she later bought secondhand and power-washed herself. You can get tickets to Urzila&rsquo;s show here&nbsp;Follow her on instagram&nbsp;And check out her website hereTour dates&nbsp;TV show&nbsp; ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 0:00 &mdash; Intro &amp; welcoming back Urzila Carlson 1:32 &mdash; Urzila's pettiest hill: airports, queue-jumpers &amp; road rage 4:55 &mdash; The diamond ring she's refusing to give back to her cheating ex 10:09 &mdash; Dating since her divorce &amp; protecting her kids 14:19 &mdash; Q1: My dad is dating three women and we found out he's seeing his ex too 20:03 &mdash; Q2: My neighbour got fined $800 for her barking dog and it was my fault 28:16 &mdash; Q3: I lied and said I was a morning person to impress my boyfriend 33:11 &mdash; Q4: I'm eight months pregnant and my partner is worried about getting enough of my time 41:13 &mdash; The story behind her new show, Fatty On A Yacht Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.