Heavy is the Head that Wears the KOKO Crown

This week on the KOKO Show we are serving up a ‘no guest nonsense' episode on the King’s Birthday Long Weekend, and boy do we give this one the royal treatment. With Swoop stuck in Lithgow and Goit cosy in Canberra, the lads bring to the fore more bloody rugby than you can poke your little stick at. As all the Aussie Super Rugby sides have now bailed out of the competition the boys give you an in-depth rundown of all the Qualifying Finals results, we pick our semi-final winners and we hand down a little report card for each of the Aussie sides in 2026. Plus, we get stuck into a plethora of other rugby news from around the globe, we do a score check from the global footy park and we also pick our ‘Way Too Early Wallabies’ starting XV. Finally, to lift the spirits amidst the Aussie Super Rugby demise the boys partake in a little regal festivity, as they play the infamous King’s Birthday Quiz. So sit back, relax, spark up a durrie and put on some Shane Warne highlights (the real king), it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS00:00 - Start of the show02:28 - Swoop joins from Lithgow 05:13 - Rugby Round Up Segment - HURRICANES V BRUMBIES 10:57 - CRUSADERS V BLUES 15:08 - CHIEFS V REDS 19:30 - SEMI-FINAL PREDICTIONS 21:47 - Aussie Super Rugby report cards - Waratahs25:26 - Western Force’s report card 29:07 - Brumbies’ report card 30:46 - Reds’ report card 33:59 - KOKO’s King Quiz41:01 - Other rugby news - Aussie Sevens Win 42:50 - Andy Farrell signs on with Ireland 44:26 - Tony Brown signs on with the All Blacks in 2028 45:26 - Aussie U20’s eligibility laws 49:15 - Other rugby scores 51:48 - Way Too Early Wallabies XV01:02:06 - Super W round 1 results 01:03:16 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.