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"What in the dumpster fire hell happened in the world this week?" 💩🔥🌎 Stand-up comics Christy Miller and Erik Marino break down life, comedy, and whatever fresh bullshit the world managed to cough up this week. Named in honor of the legendary "Don Rickles", who coined “I’ll Tellya Dis” as he rapid-fire roasted his way from one celebrity to the next, Christy and Erik carry on his legacy by ripping the week to shreds in his honor. 🎤🔥 From comedy club chaos and industry bullshit to celebrities behaving badly and politicians behaving worse — all of which proves we need to throw all of humanity in the trash and start over. 🗑️🤦🏻♀️ Nothing is off limits. Sharp takes, real comic perspective, absolutely no filter, and plenty of moments that leave you wondering, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?”💀 And in their best Don Rickles impression… “I’LL TELLYA DIS!”🎤🔥 New episodes every Monday at 5pm! Host
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- 2 days ago29 min
EP 34: "MAGA Go Bye Bye 👋🏻"
AMERICA IS BACK! 🇺🇸 And so is our will to live. 😂💀On this special post-election episode of I’ll TellYa Dis!, Christy and Erik are running on hope, spite, and whatever sleep Christy got after staying up until 4 a.m. watching election coverage. Erik brought notes. Christy brought every ounce of pettiness she could muster. 💙💅🏻The “fuck your feelings” crowd is having a LOT of fucking feelings, and our wildly unqualified political analysts have front-row seats to the crash outs. Somebody check on Jesse Watters… because his momma sure ain’t. 😭🤣From Ken Paxton’s “Gloria” moment to gerrymandering schemes straight out of the ACME catalog, the duo takes a victory lap, starts a holiday countdown for Kash Patel, and roasts congressional freeloaders. Meanwhile, Christy’s candidate screening process includes one very important question: But how much can he bench? 🏋️♂️💅🏻Naturally, this serious political discussion veers into firefighter porn—aka Christy’s Chicago Fire obsession—and why fighting RuPaul is a terrible fucking idea. Nobody wants to get their ass kicked by a bitch in a wig and a tuck… By the way, nice hose, Daddy. 🚒👠💀The post-electile dysfunction has lifted… somebody call a doctor, because we need this “function” to last longer than four fucking hours! 🗳️💙💀For all the insanity, tune in every Monday AND Thursday at 5pm EST!!Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/54hZkXZw0pU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- 5 days ago27 min
EP 33: "ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION 🗳️💀🤣"
On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis!, Halloween may be over, but Election Day is upon us!!! 😵💫😳💀 To kick things off, Christy and Erik entertain the Ghosts of West Hollywood’s Legendary Halloween Parade Past—including Christy’s Courtney Love costume, which probably should’ve been interrupted by CPS 👶🏻—thank God camera phones didn't exist back then. From there, we dive into election anxiety, rally hecklers, and Erik’s theory that bacon cheeseburgers will save America.Then Bill Belichick’s love life enters the chat, Cher gets credit for inventing the age gap, and 7x Super Bowl champion Tom Brady’s massage table leads us right back to Robert Kraft... a full circle Super Bowl Moment! 🏈🏟️ Somehow, all this just ends up being a bad cosplay convention.Electile Dysfunction: Ask your doctor if democracy is right for you💀💅🏻Tune in Mondays and Thursdays at 5pm EST!Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/vns43sByQBY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- 1 weeks ago27 min
EP 32: “Sex, Lies and Printed Meat” 🤣💀🔥
This week on I’ll Tell Ya Dis!, a Hell’s Kitchen spa kicks things off with a sex scandal and the chaos only gets worse from there 💀. Christy Miller and Erik Marino roast Trump’s fixation on men’s physiques, sound off on NYC’s horse-drawn carriages, and reminisce about playground equipment that tried to kill them as a kid. Add amusement park nightmares, a mouse in the peppers, and some deeply suspicious tuna, and suddenly that gas station hot dog doesn't seem so bad 🤷🏻♀️“The only thing we have to fear is Christy herself.” — Franklin Delano Roostervelt 🐔💀Tune in Mondays and Thursdays at 5pm!Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Wx-srZ7wvao Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- 1 weeks ago27 min
EP 31: "You’ve Got Hate Mail 📬💀"
This week on I’ll Tell Ya Dis!, the trolls are pissed and the DMs are a biohazard which leaves Christy Miller and Erik Marino turning hate comments into entertainment and thanking everyone for the algorithm boost. They also drag Danny Trejo and Metallica into the group chat, and tackle the terrifying threat of… a COLORFUL LIBRARY LOGO!!! *insert loud scream here*... Throw in a masked 😷 lesbian bar and a Three’s Company reboot where everyone has to be gay to stay …and that’s just the tip of the fucking (Jack) Tripper.” 🤣🚪💀Come and knock on our door... We’ve already lost the fucking deposit. 💀🥁Tune in Mondays and Thursdays at 5 PM Eastern!Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/06bwKqhAM44 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- 1 weeks ago29 min
EP 30: “Honey, I Sunk the House”
On this week’s episode of I’ll TellYa Dis!, Christy Miller and Erik Marino have leftover bullshit and nothing better to do than spew it out into the ethers. It’s a BONUS EPISODE, you mooks!! 🎤🔥We’re talking Nicolas Cage’s new movie “Honey, I Sunk the House” (a groundbreaking performance 🕳️🏚️)—and Elon Musk’s “innovative” self-driving future still requires somebody awake enough to yell “BRAKE, YOU CUNT!” before you plow into a cop car. 🚗💀Plus: Diddy prison gossip, Stallone and Schwarzenegger’s geriatric beef—put your tits away, fellas, it’s almost bingo—and an emotional support spiral over Burbank Airport (IYKYK). Meanwhile, a white woman moves into an HBCU neighborhood and decides SHE is the HOA and declared a "No Parking in front of my house!" rule... The neighborhood responded with a good, ole fashioned cookout. 🗣️ "Who TF ordered the gentrification?" All we serve here is WELL SEASONED FOOD and bumpin' jams. 🍖🔊🤣Then, Christy’s emotional goodbye to a dear friend was OVERSHADOWED by some asshole driver behind her wanting to throw hands 🙌. Sir, I just left one in hospice, you wanna join her? 🤛🏻🚦🤦🏻♀️All's fair in love and road rage.... Dedicated to Christy’s friend, with love. Fuck cancer. ❤️Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4Wxc6wFRRME Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- 2 weeks ago28 min
EP 29: "Mediocre Dude Jokes"
Waddup, you chucklef*ckers!! Christy Miller and Erik Marino are BACK for another unhinged episode of I’ll TellYa Dis! 🎤🔥 Christy CRUSHED IT at The Stand alongside Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder and Big Jay Oakerson, then walked off Highlander style. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, BITCHES. 🤣⚔️ Meanwhile, Erik’s been absolutely DESTROYING at the doctor’s office. Nurses. Medical students. Phlebotomists. Finally, an audience that legally can’t walk out until he’s discharged. 🩺💀The dumpster fire 🔥 keeps burning: White House careers measured in fractions of a Scaramucci, Kimberly Gargoyle and the Magettes screeching out their greatest hits, and Chappelle and Seinfeld turning the stage into their own Middle East conflict. Shane Gillis has everybody fighting over his mediocre dude jokes, and Chris D’Elia crawls out from under his rock to defend him. 🤨🤦🏻♀️ If that’s not the pot calling the kettle creepy... 😒😬🤦🏻♀️Plus: Michael Douglas questions Joe Rogan, the bro sauna sounds one towel snap away from a parade, and Christy wants a tune up and oil change with her fucking Pap smear. Somehow, we finish with “Jesus America 2028,” and a roller derby warning: take a stopper to the Whopper. Is it a threat? A Burger King promotion? Have it your way, but either way, protect your meat. 🛼🍔💀See you next Monday. 🫶🏻🎤🔥Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/G3b_WiFgJ8Y Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Sep 28, 202629 min
EP 28: "Not See TV 👀📺💀"
This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, it’s Erik Marino’s BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🎉🥳 And nothing says "Happy Birthday" more than the United Nations shutting down half of Manhattan and turning Christy Miller’s commute home into The Amazing Race: Fuck Your Diplomatic Traffic Jam Edition. 🌎🚧💀After walking FIVE FUCKING MILES just to get home, Christy did what any rational New Yorker would do during UN Week: cussed out a Secret Service agent, two cops and three innocent bystanders. 🇺🇸🫡 Welcome to NY! Now GTFOH!Meanwhile, Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder got arrested protesting outside the UN, world leaders walked out on "a certain someone's" speech 👏🏻, and Midtown Manhattan became one giant geopolitical clusterfuck — proving once again that the United Nations may not be able to unite the nations, but they CAN unite New Yorkers in wanting everybody to GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR WAY. 🗽🖕🏼In other news, a DIFFERENT "certain someone" has launched his own YouTube channel because he doesn't like the Press reporting what he is ACTUALLY DOING... so now, WELCOME TO TRUMP TV! 📺🤦🏻♀️ It's so pathetic he's turned his Press Pool into a podcast studio 🧐🤨🤦🏻♀️... HE'S A YOUTUBER NOW.Welcome to NOT SEE TV 👀📺 — where the press and public can NOT SEE shit 🤦🏻♀️... the presidency has officially entered its “LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND DESTROY THAT NOTIFICATION BELL” era. 🔔💀I swear we are doomed.Meanwhile, Sydney Sweeney is butt ass NAKED in Times Square selling sports betting 🎰🍒👀 and everybody is arguing about whether women should be offended... WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Girl, show your 🐱 in Times Square if you want — make that money. 💰👏🏻Erik's problem is with the SPORTS BETTING APP itself... because his grandfather was a bookie and APPS ARE TAKING JOBS AWAY FROM HARDWORKING AMERICAN BOOKIES. 🇺🇸🤌🏼FUCK BIG TECH!!! SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS!! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKIE. Keep that gambling money where it belongs: IN THE FAMILY. 🤌🏼💵🇮🇹Someone needs to get whacked... but how the fuck do you put a hit out on an app? 📱🤌🏼💀Former NFL player Matt Kalil tried to stop his ex-wife from publicly discussing the size of his 🍆 during their divorce — only for a JUDGE to basically rule, NOPE, THE DICK IS RELEVANT. ⚖️🍆🏈So now the entire country is involved in this man's penis because apparently WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HUDDLE DOES NOT STAY IN THE HUDDLE. 💀And finally, it’s FAT BEAR WEEK 🐻 — the one week a year when Alaska celebrates enormous bears while Palm Springs is like, “...one week?” 🏳️🌈👀😂Roseanne is STILL fighting with her TV son over a racist Ambien tweet from NINE YEARS AGO 🤦🏻♀️, and the FBI is warning ICE agents about fake “trad wives” online trying to lure them in and dox them... even government surveillance can't beat the CATFISH era. 🐱🎣🇺🇸At this point, we have no idea who's watching who, who's sleeping with who, or whose 🍆 is legally relevant.See you next Monday. 🫶🏻🎤🔥Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/rNgwBP08Hrw Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Sep 21, 202627 min
EP 27: "Weekend at McConnell’s"
This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week of “American excellence” 🇺🇸💀 as the New York Mets have officially managed to lose to EVERY TEAM IN MLB — INCLUDING THEMSELVES. ⚾️🤕You heard it here, folks. After spending one game literally watching a baseball fall unattended between A BILLION DOLLARS’ WORTH OF PLAYERS like they were all brand new on the job, they overcompensate the very next night and KNEE THEIR OWN FIRST BASEMAN IN THE HEAD. 💥🧠That is the MOST MET THING EVER. 😵💫💥⚾️Somewhere, Mr. Met is quietly Googling workers’ comp. 💀Meanwhile, comedy continues its inspiring journey directly into hell 🔥🎤 as Turning Point USA replaces Russell Brand with Chris D’Elia on their “America, Love It or Leave It” Tour 🧐 — which is starting to sound more like the PREDA-TOUR if you ask us. 🚩🤦🏻♀️Seriously, that’s like replacing Buffalo Bill with Freddy Krueger and calling it an upgrade. 😳🔪And because nothing says “protect the children” quite like putting Chris D’Elia ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS...🎶 HERE COMES THE GROOMER... 🎶 💀🚩On a lighter note 🎵, Macklemore gets booted from the Ed Sheeran tour by Gillette Stadium/Patriots owner Robert Kraft. As a result, Ed Sheeran’s band walks, the other opening acts walk, leaving poor Ed “all alone in the ghetto with no BBQ.” 🎸🥺So now he’s apparently doing the stadium tour as a stripped-down acoustic act — and the internet has given it the only name it deserves:🧀🎸 KRAFT SINGLES. 💀🥁🧀Back in Washington, Lauren Boebert is facing a brand-new ethics complaint alleging inappropriate relationships with former and current staffers — because apparently the “BEETLEJUICE BEAT OFF EXTRAVAGANZA” was just the opening act. 🍿8=✊🏻=D💦In other unexpected sequels... welcome to WEEKEND AT McCONNELL’S 🇺🇸🦴👍🏻 — after disappearing from the Senate for three months, Mitch is BACK and getting wheeled into Congress just in time for another episode of WTF IS GOING ON NOW?! 💀✨In 80's style music news, an AC/DC concert gets canceled because of thunderstorms — 🎶YOU'VE BEEN...THUNDERSTRUCK🎶 ⚡️🤘🏻😵💫🤘🏻 — the Emmys think CHUCK NORRIS IS STILL ALIVE, and Arch Manning has to apologize after liking an AI-generated video of his coach knocking a female reporter to the ground… proving once again that people are dumber than a box of rocks. 🪨🤖👏🏻And just when it feels like America has officially become a horror movie brought to you by the people who made Airplane!, WONDER WOMAN SHOWS UP. 🦸🏻♀️🇺🇸Lynda Carter joins the Kennedy Center protest as demonstrators surround the building — because if this country is going straight to hell in a handbasket, we’re gonna need the “Queen of the Justice League” to save us. 💥✨QUICK, SOMEBODY FIND THE INVISIBLE PLANE. ✈️💨At this point, America isn’t a country anymore — it’s a DIRECT-TO-STREAMING DISASTER MOVIE WITH NO FUCKING ENDING. 🇺🇸🔥💀And apparently the Emmys left Chuck Norris OUT of the In Memoriam...BECAUSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL WALKER, TEXAS RANGER. 🤠💀Seriously... WHAT THE FUCK DO THE EMMYS KNOW THAT WE DON’T?! 👀⚰️See you next Monday. 🫶🏻🎤🔥Follow on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/p11YcJsnqAg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About I'll TellYa Dis!
"What in the dumpster fire hell happened in the world this week?" 💩🔥🌎 Stand-up comics Christy Miller and Erik Marino break down life, comedy, and whatever fresh bullshit the world managed to cough up this week. Named in honor of the legendary "Don Rickles", who coined “I’ll Tellya Dis” as he rapid-fire roasted his way from one celebrity to the next, Christy and Erik carry on his legacy by ripping the week to shreds in his honor. 🎤🔥 From comedy club chaos and industry bullshit to celebrities behaving badly and politicians behaving worse — all of which proves we need to throw all of humanity in the trash and start over. 🗑️🤦🏻♀️ Nothing is off limits. Sharp takes, real comic perspective, absolutely no filter, and plenty of moments that leave you wondering, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?”💀 And in their best Don Rickles impression… “I’LL TELLYA DIS!”🎤🔥 New episodes every Monday at 5pm! Host
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