Fear Street: Prom Queen RANT

I’m back, horror fiends! Sorry for the break—I’ve been super sick (like, ghost-in-the-attic level sick), but I couldn’t stay away from horror forever. In this episode, I dive deep into the disaster that is Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025). I watched it at 3am while dying (not literally), and let me tell you... this movie might’ve made me sicker. From cliché characters and cringey dialogue to a killer that looks like they shopped on Amazon at midnight, this slasher missed every mark. If you love rage-filled rants, sickbed sarcasm, and hearing how a horror movie managed to Rickroll me in 2025, you’ll want to stick around.