S2 Ep372: If It’s Sticky, I’m Not Buying It

I want a mannequin with lashes, lipstick, and absolutely no fucking surprises. Unfortunately, buying one used has me asking questions I never wanted to ask.Lev and I get into cheap lipstick, the phonetic alphabet I apparently missed, and why I’m not trailing behind any fucking man. Then we’re reading your shadiest confessions: car damage, messy friend groups, betrayal, and a prank call with a very suspicious response. Plus, birthday love and a little movie and documentary talk.https://www.patreon.com/hellodysfunctionWatch and subscribe on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@hellodysfunctionFollow us on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/hellodysfunctionSubmit your questions and stories:https://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com