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Jesus Was a Shapeshifting Alien and 22 Other Christ Conspiracies | Jared Woods

July 28, 2026·43 min
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The conversation explores why fringe theories around Jesus remain so compelling, how theology, mythology, and allegory overlap, and why these ideas keep resurfacing in modern culture.Jared explains how the book grew out of a more scholarly project and became a deeper dive into the stranger theories surrounding Christ. The discussion covers the idea of Jesus as an alien, the role of AI in apocalyptic narratives, the influence of the Book of Enoch, the possibility of Jesus traveling through the East, and the argument that many religious stories work as layered allegories rather than literal history.The episode also touches on:Jesus and AI as modern end-times symbolismThe tension between scholarship, belief, and conspiracyThe role of scripture, Gnostic texts, and non-canonical sourcesWhether Jesus was a historical figure or a Roman inventionThe mushroom theory, the Shroud of Turin, and the “three days” motifFlood myths, cataclysms, and parallels across ancient traditionsThe overlap between Christianity, Judaism, and IslamTravel, sacred places, and spiritual atmosphere around the worldJared also shares how his own views have shifted over time, from Catholic upbringing to atheism, agnosticism, and a more spiritual perspective shaped by his research.Chapters0:03 — Intro and Jared’s background1:37 — Why he wrote the book4:23 — AI, Revelation, and end-times symbolism13:22 — Balancing controversy and fairness16:15 — Faith, skepticism, and spirituality19:19 — Allegory, symbolism, and hidden meanings27:23 — Jesus in Japan and the mushroom theory34:08 — Jesus, stars, and the Christ myth46:53 — Did Jesus exist?53:13 — Book of Enoch and alien connections54:45 — Flood myths and cataclysms67:53 — Dark sorcerer, alchemist, false prophet75:45 — Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and reinterpretation78:06 — Travel, sacred places, and Easter Island84:45 — Where to find Jared’s workside conspiraciesgospel of christaibeast that riseslack of trustdata centerswealth and tech catholicchangedall religionsnon violentmetaphysical influencetemplar timing3 daysease of lubriacting transmissioncriterion of embarassmentdecades latergospelsuprising against romansjews taxatedpeace and payEnochcatacylismvedasfloodsnoah and watchersessenes and dead sea scrollsabrahamold testamentislamAuthor, Artist, Traveller, Theological Researcher - Jared has self published 12 books, some on the untold mysteries behind the Christian Prophet. https://jaredwoodssavedmylife.com/To gain access to the second half of show and our Plus feed for audio and podcast please clink the link http://www.grimericaoutlawed.ca/support. For second half of video (when applicable and audio) go to our Substack and Subscribe. https://grimericaoutlawed.substack.com/ or to our Locals  https://grimericaoutlawed.locals.com/ or Patreon https://www.patreon.com/grimericaoutlawedSupport the show directly:https://open.spotify.com/show/2punSyd9Cw76ZtvHxMKenI?si=ImKxfMHgQZ-oshl499O4dQ&nd=1&dlsi=4c25fa9c78674de3 Watch or Listen on Spotifyhttps://www.simulationmaps.com/#products Disaster Maps, Volcano Sim, Asteroid Sim, Shipwreck Map, UFO Map etc https://grimericacbd.com/ CBD / THC Tinctures and Gummieshttps://grimerica.ca/support-2/Our Adultbrain Audiobook Podcast and Website: www.adultbrain.caCheck out our next trip/conference/meetup - Contact at the Cabinwww.contactatthecabin.comJoin the chat / hangout with a bunch of fellow Grimericans Https://t.me.grimericagrimerica.ca/chats   Discord ChatsDarren's books www.acanadianshame.caSign up for our newsletterhttp://www.grimerica.ca/newsInstaGRAM https://www.instagram.com/the_grimerica_show_podcast/ Purchase swag, with partial proceeds donated to the showwww.grimerica.ca/swagART - Napolean Duheme's site http://www.lostbreadcomic.com/ MUSICTru Northperception, Felix’s Site sirfelix.bandcamp.com

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