The Objectum Episode

Sometimes the little things in life can make a big impact: Honks / honkers. Lost leftovers. The physics of the urinal. One time Stephen King got so obsessed with Mambo No. 5 that his wife threatened to divorce him. We can relate to sweating exactly this kind of small stuff, and much more. But today we learn that some people do not sweat the small stuff, they actually love the smallest stuff we all have in our lives: objects. Those people are known as objectumsexuals. To be clear, no one is advocating for anything, we’re just interested in this topic from afar, to observe it. We’re also not against objectum. If it later turns out that one of us has a history of objectum, we just want to be transparent that this is not something any of us were consciously aware of upfront. But by the end of this episode, Benny takes a nap and is dreaming of objectum. Thank you for watching. We respect you!  What happens:0:00 issues with the deck0:29 what is art1:20 is your pee art2:53 are kristin's teeth art3:26 is there at least one person in the world who is attracted to something4:56 objectumsexuality5:53 new leftovers policy8:14 who made the macarena9:08 stephen king & mambo no. 510:15 dave's width11:11 taking pills without water12:51 to know that you can backflip14:28 retracting dave's head like a pencil16:26 other small tickoffs17:05 the physics of the urinal 18:55 scratches20:16 losing the remote20:31 sweating the big stuff20:52 an interest in objectum21:17 a history of objectum23:20 pda23:58 groggy26:07 getting older29:05 benny's nap32:40 benny's dream Show socials:https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecretshttps://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecretshttps://www.x.com/FKSpodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials:www.youtube.com/@bennyblancohttps://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRaphttps://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.instagram.com/lildickygramhttps://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblancohttps://www.tiktok.com/@lildickyhttps://x.com/ItsBennyBlancohttps://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=enhttps://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRapSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.