Bryan Johnson is the longevity man. He has spent years measuring basically everything there is to measure about his body in an attempt not to die, and now he's brought his partner Kate Tolo over to measure us. This is concerning because we have been living very differently than these people. Bryan doesn't drink, doesn't eat at restaurants, goes to bed extremely early and has a list of 200 things that kill you in life. Kristin would like to know if she can still have wine and eat ten pounds of strawberries. Dave would like to know if sex holds value. Benny would like to know if Bryan ever sees another health man coming up behind him and wants to sprinkle a little microplastic in his smoothie. Along the way we eat a full Bryan Johnson meal, hear what prompted Bryan’s viral “just had sex with Kate” tweet, and find out how old Dave’s brain is (although he did smoke a little bit of weed beforehand, so maybe take the results with a grain of salt). The more we learn, the harder it is not to respect what these two are doing. Bryan has basically made himself the test subject for the rest of humanity, and Kate has somehow taken this extremely complicated human and put him in a comfy, confident, warm place where he can do it all. Thanks for watching and try not to die! What happens:0:00 benny’s nutty professor foot 0:57 teaser 1:20 brian & kate come over 1:49 maximizing for fun vs. maximizing for longevs 4:21 a crash course in changing your life 5:31 microdosing penis pills 6:59 measuring nighttime erections 7:35 bryan’s live-streamed psilocybin experience 12:19 why bryan does this 17:08 is immortality really possible 19:56 ridding your body of all microplastics 21:34 does sex hold value 24:29 dave has a great touch 25:47 nipple rumors 26:30 sexual speed 27:05 is bryan competitive with other longevity guys 28:15 brain measurement setup 30:34 measuring dave’s brain 32:05 200 things that kill you in life 34:49 do bryan & kate ever feel like giving up 35:57 bryan doesn’t eat food from restaurants 36:50 what if humanity gets wiped out first 37:38 how bryan & kate met 39:48 how kate created bryan’s brand 41:17 how bryan & kate got together 45:54 dave & kristin’s first kiss 46:33 bryan’s sweet demeanor 48:33 kate is a masterpiece of a human 49:07 bryan before kate vs. bryan after kate 50:07 bryan’s “I just had sex with kate” tweet 50:29 being recognized 51:43 did bryan's mormonism precondition his brain 52:18 benny's willpower 52:40 therapy 54:35 has bryan got a six-pack 54:52 what about laughter 56:11 dave's brain scan results 56:58 bryan's open-mindedness 57:48 the next generation of bryan johnsons 59:44 does bryan want a cheese puff 1:01:36 top 3 things bryan misses 1:02:38 bryan's haters 1:04:33 dave shows bryan & kate a video 1:07:02 video reactions 1:08:38 ten out of ten Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap Offered by FanDuel Prediction Markets LLC, a registered futures commission merchant. 18+. See terms at https://fanduel.com/predicts/bonus-offer-terms <p data-encore-id="text" data-slate-node="element" data-slate-fragment="JTVCJTdCJTIydHlwZSUyMiUzQSUyMnBhcmFncmFwaCUyMiUyQyUyMmNoaWxkcmVuJTIyJTNBJTVCJTdCJTIydGV4dCUyMiUzQSUyMiUyMiU3RCU1RCU3RCUyQyU3QiUyMnR5cGUlMjIlM0ElMjJwYXJhZ3JhcGglMjIlMkMlMjJjaGlsZHJlbiUyMiUzQSU1QiU3QiUyMnRleHQlMjIlM0ElMjIlMjIlN0QlNUQlN0QlMkMlN0IlMjJ0eXBlJTIyJTNBJTIycGFyYWdyYXBoJTIyJTJDJTIyY2hpbGRyZW4lMjIlM0ElNUIlN0IlMjJ0ZXh0JTIy
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