Everything's Perfect Except...Family Secrets, Workplace Crushes & Bugs in Our Food

Donald is back! And this episode wastes absolutely no time getting into sibling chaos, family secrets, workplace drama, and bugs where bugs should never be. 😂A listener suspects her brother may have a different biological father — and everyone seems to know except him. Should she tell him?Then, another listener gets pulled into a closed office by a coworker who tells her the jeans she’s wearing are “doing nothing for her.” Autumn and Donald’s immediate reaction? That’s not mean girl behavior…that’s a crush.Plus: live worms, two slugs, a dead grasshopper, and strawberry water Autumn wishes she had never seen🎙 TIMESTAMPS0:00 — The camera wasn’t recording1:00 — Sibling chaos & Autumn being told she was adopted3:24 — Autumn’s childhood & her dad’s restaurants5:08 — Facebook Marketplace food changing lives6:25 — A LIVE worm in Autumn’s Erewhon peppers7:18 — Donald finds two slugs in his cabbage9:30 — Autumn washes strawberries and immediately regrets it12:24 — Phone a Friend: Her brother may have a different biological father14:05 — Autumn: Do NOT tell him14:50 — Autumn reveals a similar situation in her own family16:48 — Donald: “I would want to know”20:58 — Get the DNA before blowing up his life25:30 — Donald learns a major family secret at age 1029:47 — Podcast inbox PSA 😂30:41 — Phone a Friend: Coworker says her jeans are a no-go34:04 — Autumn & Donald: “She has a crush on you”35:00 — When is it okay to comment on someone’s appearance?39:46 — Why the comment triggered old insecurities44:25 — Donald’s completely unhinged response options 😂47:42 — Sign off🏋️ WORK WITH DONALDDonald offers one-on-one health and wellness coaching focused on habits, mindset, confidence, and creating lasting change.📩 DM @donaldstamper on Instagram💌 PHONE A FRIENDHave something you want Autumn and Donald to talk through?📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.comPut “Phone a Friend” in the subject line.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👤 @autumncalabrese | @donaldstamper🛍 EVERYTHING’S PERFECTFollow for new episodes, clips, merch, and updates.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👉 everythingsperfect.com