Minute 84 - We Put A Death Scene On A Bagel!

Evelyn smiles at Alpha Waymond but he starts coughing, falling into her arms. Cut to Alpha Winnebago wreckage—Audrey and Peter dead holding hands. Alpha Waymond clutches Evelyn's urn as light floods in. Jobu appears in amoeba outfit (green tiger-striped spikes, feathery puffballs, bug-eye goggles). Single androgynous voice announces her arrival like reversed lullaby. She staggers-swaggers forward. Jobu bends, electronics flicker, she boops his nose with middle knuckle (priest blessing/fairy godmother gesture)—killing him. Voices carry Waymond away. He tries kissing Evelyn (ambiguous whether successful), eyes roll back, falls. Evelyn realizes he's dead. Our Waymond wakes asking about Raccoon Waymond. Evelyn shows no relief—mourning Alpha Waymond. "Alpha Waymond is dead."The middle-knuckle boop feels like toddler Joy pressing daddy's nose or religious blessing—callbacks to unseen history. Stephanie Hsu plays it completely serious (no cartoon delight), understanding she's orphaning herself. We debate Alpha Waymond's "chance" speech inspired by Ann Druyan/Carl Sagan—chance implies free will vs. fate's predetermined path. Statistical miracle of existence (Big Bang through mate selection via genetic scent diversity) makes randomness feel miraculous. Evelyn confronts Waymond's mortality for first time—she's lived denying death, contradicting Taoist impermanence acceptance. May push her toward Jobu's nihilism.Script had Joy witnessing death—wisely cut. 2017 version resurrected Alpha Winona briefly—also cut for finality. Kiss ambiguity (Schrodinger's kiss) lets both interpretations exist simultaneously.Show archiveBanana for Scale Facebook GroupConnect with Kynan on Instagram or LetterboxdConnect with Lester on Facebook, Instagram, or X ---Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn more.Check out the other podcasts in the Banana for Scale family of podcasts:The Devil's Details: The Evolution of the Devil Through Art & LiteratureThe Exorcist Minute