Uncle TED Talks (formerly Dogface Dudes)

Guest Ted Scottstrong joins to discuss his new show about preparing for the machine uprising, and things escalate quickly. The crew brainstorms anti-bot weapons (foam cannons, trained falcons) and explores the inevitable rise of the sex robot economy—including timeshare robot pussy, robot douchers as a career path, and Crazy Larry's Fuck Robot Emporium. Yes, really. But that's just the warm-up. The conversation somehow touches on serial rapist alpacas named Buddy, guard alpacas, sniper peacocks, and the attack turkeys that guard Ted Bennington's farm. We discuss robophilia, the Campaign to Stop Killer Robots, and whether base-edited babies mean corporations can soon patent human beings. Other highlights include: Bono's Cancer (Bo Jackson's blood as a miracle cure)Chatgoopt.com and whether AI needs guardrailsThe Robotics Special Olympics and why metalhead mental health proves heavy metal saves livesMan bear pig references that somehow age everyone in the roomWeimar Republic of America and the coming age of unpersoningThe scientific debate over whether the 49ers' injuries are caused by ELF exposure from a nearby power plantMethane gas turbines, facial recognition in gated communities, and why you can apparently still build a weapons-grade laser in your garagePlus: mugshots, sobriety talk, and the official Tedification of another guest. If you've ever wondered what happens when conspiracy theorists, tech bros, and former meth heads all get named Ted and hit record, this is your episode.Subscribe to these YouTubes for live notifications on Tuesday nights:https://www.youtube.com/@BenjaminBaldersonhttps://www.youtube.com/@weavingspiderswebs2642https://www.youtube.com/@DogfaceDudesUncle Ted Talks on rumble:https://rumble.com/c/AMWakeupView the video version here while it's still available:Uncle TED Talks #4 Timeshare Robot Sex Dolls or Bo Knows Cancerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G2mXDFiLdsStreamed live on Jan 20, 2026(00:00:00) Cold open, show banter, and debate-war stories(00:02:34) Introducing guest Scott Armstrong from Rebunked / Rebunked Records(00:04:39) The "Ted" initiation and sunglasses-at-night knighting(00:05:12) Scotts new show Bot Stoppers: concept and aims(00:07:03) Second Amendment framing vs. future robot tyranny(00:09:39) Tracking robotics: drones, Boston Dynamics, and Black Mirror fears(00:10:58) Robot Fight Club, T‑800 jokes, and show format (tech + countermeasures)(00:11:59) Low-tech bot defenses: foam, silly string, slick ramps, moats(00:12:45) Arms race thinking: hackers vs. institutions, field testing dreams(00:13:46) Media clip on SF Robot Fight Club and segue to sex robots episode(00:15:34) Autonomy skepticism: Tesla Optimus, remote operators, and fakery(00:18:40) Automation today vs. Atari phase; indistinguishable androids tomorrow(00:20:09) Speculating secret robot armies and UK campaign to stop killer robots(00:21:24) Weapon ideas: lasers, EMPs, and legalities for civilians(00:24:06) Cautions on laws, DIY culture, and the "Wild West" innovation window(00:24:49) Drones 101: disabling tactics from ramming to trained falcons(00:26:07) Palmer Luckeys drone defenses and tinfoil diaper fixes(00:27:57) Side quest: sex robots, culture shock, and platform word-policing(00:31:25) Campaign to Stop Sex Robots, consent debates, and market realities(00:33:00) Comedy riff: robot brothels, payments, subscription timeshares(00:36:06) Skits and scent settings: pimp bot bits and writing ideas(00:41:01) Ted Jimsworthy arrives; more robo-brothel gags and side hustles(00:45:02) Davos jokes, programmable bots, and AI image likeness issues(00:49:19) Domains, wordplay, and the business of naming ideas(00:54:12) MIT tech list mix-up and energy tech: sodium batteries, nukes(01:01:40) Robot economy jobs: robot fashion, servicing, and PPE jokes(01:06:57) MIT 2016 vs.