Barovia V #10 As Weak as a Wolf and as Stinky as a Gremlin

Spot Length: :60Talent: 9 Hells Toy Circle Co.Title: D'Grugrial RebrandStart With a Story (Required. Personalise so it sounds like you're telling a friend about the new D'Grugrial action figure)Your Story: First, talk about a moment you needed the new D'Grugrial action figure but didn't have the new D'Grugrial at hand. Then introduce the new D'Grugrial action figure as the fix.Example:Picture this, you standing next to a disgusting elf. They're happy, haven't been insulted, look like they're better than you in every possible way and probably took you job and/or wife. We know you want to say something but calling them an old slur is cringe and embarrassing. Thankfully 9 Hells Toy Circle Co.'s brand new and updated D'Grugrial Action Figure has you covered.Incorporate Brand Touchpoints (Choose 1 -2 additional points that support your endorsement) New slurs are come up with in minutes, not hours!Previous D'Grugrial models only had sixteen (16) slurs to choose from!Now comes with slurs for Owlbears, Draculas and Beholders!With 9 Hells Toy Circle Co.'s Premium slur-driven technology, D'Grugrial Branded Action Figures will have all your slur needs covered.Yes, it really does smell like that!D'Grugrial is known for their obnoxious odour and unique affrontage to whatever god(s) you believe inThe only leaking action figure on the market!Emphasise that you shouldn't drink whatever comes out of D'Grugrial even though you will have a strong desire toIt's a curse thing that legal are saying that we need to includeTrade in you're old, hagged D'Grugrial Action Figure for a 10% discount at all 9 Hells Toy Circle Co. stores!For just $89.99 and a soul coin, you get the brand new D'Grugrial Action Figure First 100 orders also receive a free coupon to be spent at any participating Hag store for an upgraded lotion, potion or spellCall to action (mandatory - must read verbatim)Buy new D'Grugrial action figure today. Head to nearest 9 Hells Toy Circle Co. Store, call employee one of your many preferred slurs to secure purchase of D'Grugrial action figure. Terms apply. See in store for details. Once again, DO NOT drink anything that comes out of D'Grugrial.If you supported the Jarren's Outpost Board Game, check your emails to manage your pledge manager! Of course you can still grab a copy right here and we insist you do xx o. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.