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Crunch Wears No Pants is a Minnesota Timberwolves and Lynx podcast hosted by three guys named Brandon, Nate, and Jordan. We talk about the vibes of the team, what happened, what mattered, what probably doesn't, and whatever tangent occurs along the way. It's the Timberwolves podcast you like if you're looking for people who don't take hosting a podcast very seriously, but take Timberwolves basketball very seriously. Maybe too seriously.
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- Today1h 11m
LaMelo is good, RIP WolvesClips, Ric Bucher is an enemy
can pundits stop being weird about LaMelo? he's good. he has tattoos. he takes long threes. he's playing at an all NBA caliber while being exactly what his new team needs him to be. Rudy's getting better. Ayo Dosunmu is our goat. Trey Lyles is our more than okay king.
- 1 weeks ago1h 7m
Timberwolves Without Anthony Edwards, LaMelo’s 34, Ayo’s Rise & Rudy's Problems
After wins over the Clippers and Bucks and a loss to the Spurs, Jordan, Brandon, and Nate assess the first full week of Ant-less basketball. LaMelo loves fouling, Ayo Dosunmu is becoming the most reliable man alive, and Joan Beringer rocks.
- 2 weeks ago54 min
RED ALERT! ANT'S KNEE! SEASON IN DANGER! WOLVES TWITTER IS CRASHING OUT!
IT ALL CHANGED A WEEK AGO
- 3 weeks ago46 min
Season Opener vs the Heat Reactions | First Impressions of LaMelo, JK, and more
THE WOLVES ARE BACK AND LAMELO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF. It's a great experience. We react to the season opener against Miami, Anthony Edwards being completely insane, the early returns on LaMelo and Kuminga, and whatever you can call the backup bigs situation. We also play Cut the Bad, Keep the Good (brought to you by our one true sponsor Lamb Chops) and spend an unreasonable amount of time remembering the 2010 NBA Draft.
- 3 weeks ago1h 19m
2026-27 Timberwolves Over/Unders with Dane Moore
Dane Moore joins as our guest for this season's over/unders. Dane also uncovers a bit of a conspiracy where Brandon may be tipping the scales in his favor. Rudy Gobert WILL hit a three this season
- Oct 9, 202649 min
Pre-Season Reactions and Seeing the Vision of the 2026-27 Wolves
It's been four thousand years. Welcome back, Panty Nation
- Aug 28, 202632 min
Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO
THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT
- Aug 26, 202651 min
New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP
This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time
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Crunch Wears No Pants is a Minnesota Timberwolves and Lynx podcast hosted by three guys named Brandon, Nate, and Jordan. We talk about the vibes of the team, what happened, what mattered, what probably doesn't, and whatever tangent occurs along the way. It's the Timberwolves podcast you like if you're looking for people who don't take hosting a podcast very seriously, but take Timberwolves basketball very seriously. Maybe too seriously.
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