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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.
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- 3 weeks ago32 min
Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO
THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT
- 3 weeks ago51 min
New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP
This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time
- Aug 14, 20261h 3m
LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman
reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one
- Jul 8, 202644 min
LeEpisode
this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves
- Jun 26, 20261h 1m
LAMELOOOOOO
LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF
- Jun 5, 202653 min
Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft
This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.
- May 27, 20261h 6m
A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige
Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the season. We had a great time podcasting with our friends.
- May 21, 20261h 16m
THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES
Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes:HOW ARE THE VIBESThey lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?Julius Randle ceased giving us those goosebumpsHe also didn’t show up to do an exit interviewWas the season a success?What is next? Giannis? Kyrie? Lebron? Something worse?THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAE’S3 Awards each, 3 nominees, other hosts select the winnerPantie Nation Member of the YearCUT THE BAD KEEP THE GOOD - Durf
About Crunch Wears No Pants
It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.
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