The CORDNOWN pt 330: with H. Jon Benjamin as Walter

Why is it so hard to pay full price? It seems like they’re always forcing promotional discounts on you, and I hate it. It’s a really problem issue. Wastedmemory also discoveres you get in trouble with the police when you give chicken to children. And you go straight to jail if you give chicken to the police. If the police do not want the chicken, do not give the police the chicken. They’ll just use the smell as probable cause to search your car and put you in handcuffs over chicken. It just Sucks. Like the classic problem of string on the gas pumps. I think it sucks, whuppy thinks it sucks, rosin thinks it sucks, wasted thinks it sucks, it just sucks. Wastedmemory can’t even get numbers for his computer, and the gas station seems to think we got carjacked at the checkpoint. There’s weird bathroom lighters, and pictures of my sister, and one of the employees remembers me. It just sucks. I love you. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com