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Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and the desperate push to dethrone the kosher villa hik…Sam and Dylan are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and the desperate push to dethrone the kosher villa hiking show in the top spot, the UFC openly stealing the name "Deep Waters" from us, the Tupac death BMW going up for $1.75 million and the question of whether bullet holes attract better hookers, the roast of Kevin Hart on Netflix and Dylan's progressive titties getting flared up over Shane Gillis's bonsai tree joke, Sam's airtight doctrine that one mile of accumulated BBC unlocks the N-word pass, Chud the Builder getting completely exhumed by his black trans ex on camera in the greatest "every allegation is a confession" reveal of the year, the Mayor of Arcadia turning out to be a Chinese spy and Sam volunteering to stack Peter Thiel under the guillotine with her, Doctor Jin and the fancy whiteboard explaining we're already in a war of attrition, the $1 trillion Trump–Xi investment deal, Trump telling a reporter "you are not a smart person" while doubling the size of the ballroom and pretending it's still under budget, the Tunguska Event of 1908 with no crater, no deaths, no scorching, and the early Russian anti-gravity weapon theory, the perfect bathroom-acoustics Gandalf "You shall not pass" guy as proof we are blessed to live in the post-Lord of the Rings era, Fetterman defending lab meat on Bill Maher in a hoodie, Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano fifteen years too late, and the leaked NFL gold-digger playbook teaching little sisters how to lock down a tall chocolate one through throat spray and complete integration. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.   Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At SamTripoli.com/events: Hollywood, Ca: 5/18 (Sam Is Running HIs New Special)  Costa Mesa, Ca: 5/28 Austin, TX: 5/22 (Live Taping Of Sam Tripoli's Comedy Special) Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13 Austin, TX: 6/18 Miami, Fl: 7/31-8/1 Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19 Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10 Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th   Buy Our Merch or Sam Will Fight You: https://conspiracy-social-club-aka-deep-waters.myshopify.com/   Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters   Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn   Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters   Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0   THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: MARS MEN Go to MenGoToMars.com and tell them "Deep Waters" sent you to get 50% off FOR LIFE + Free Shipping & 3 Free Gifts   HIMS Go to Hims.com/CSC to get your free online visit. Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code "DEEP" to get your 3rd month free