ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

"I Tried to Rush a Bonsai..." | CLANCYPASTA

May 5, 2026·27 min
Episode Description from the Publisher

"That was when I remembered the card from the box..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Tried to Rush a Bonsai" written by Bilbo_Cheated, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t06ucy/i_tried_to_rush_a_bonsai/► https://www.reddit.com/user/Bilbo_Cheated/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

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