Chris vs. The People

65: I Hit My Grandma With a Croc

August 11, 2026·49 min
Episode Description from the Publisher

This week on Chris vs. The People, court is in session for an "Am I the A*shole" themed episode, and Chris is hearing four truly chaotic cases. Callers confess to hitting their grandma with a Croc, reconsidering a friendship while trapped in a wedding party, ending a best friendship right before a birthday, and secretly hooking up with both halves of a couple…but separately and unbeknownst to the other partner. With questionable timing, messy boundaries, and one jaw dropping final twist, Chris must decide who's innocent, who's guilty, and who's just the sphincter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.👕 Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://quince.com/klemens to upgrade your everyday🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/i-hit-my-grandma-166389087?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

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