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Chaos Magick News offers a glimpse into current events through the lens of Occultism and a look at greater occulture both online and offline. Occasionally insightful and always comedic, CMN is the dose of self awareness and humor to cure your Magus-itis or bring back your inspiration for the Magickal worldview.
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- Today1h 59m
Ep.78: Thankgiving Tabletop RPG
This week, its THANKSGIVING! And what more could you ask for at Thanksgiving then those they/them boys at CMN having another episode of complete nonsense. First, we talk about the fake tweet of President Donald J. Trump blaming witches and Satanists for the terrible midterms that we made going absolutely bonkers and having to be fact checked by Snopes! After that, we have the news; The Blue Wave of the midterms was real! Elon has to stop making the Cybertruck! Russell Brand gets convicted! And more statues that aren't satanic getting called satanic! Then, we sit down to look at some occult related Tabletop RPGS; From the good of Mage: the Ascension to the racist and silly of Varg Vikernes's MYFORAG, to the so edgy you could use it to carve a bird of Empire of Satanis! All that and more, so join us, or you won't be getting any leftovers!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3QSite: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknewsDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 TTwitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknewsFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwLThread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
- 1 weeks ago2h 8m
Ep.77: Spooky Stories to Tell to Some Dorks
This week, CMN takes on the scariest thing yet; Our audience! The gang sits down with Bear Tree from the discord to listen to some spooky stories from our listeners and lend an occult perspective to the strange happenings. But first, we revisit another spooky season topic; Creepypasta rituals. We discuss the "Three Kings" game, "Hitori Kakurenbo"(One Man Hide and Seek), bringing it back to the odd psuedo-rituals of games like Bloody Mary, and even discuss the similarities to spells from the grimoire traditions. And of course, we have the news! Bryan Johnson has an AI that knows you made fun of him, a "fairie sex cult" is neither a cult or those kinds of fairies, and the eternal question; what will gross out the listeners more? The necrophiliac or the Sexually transmitted diarrhea? Join us, or it could be you finding out!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3QSite: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknewsDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 TTwitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknewsFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwLThread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
- 4 weeks ago2h 26m
Ep.76: Descended Masters
This week, the CMN Gang are heading out west to find gold in California! We just need some start up money! We take a deep dive into Guy and Edna Ballard's "I AM" Activity, the occult religious movement that somehow touches on everything from Saint Germain and Theosophy to a fascist movement take over of the United States government to Twin Flames! But first, we spend some time to talk about Daily practice, why it matters, what you should look for in one, and maybe even talk a little bit on our own current practices. And of course, we have the news; Tesla Lawyer says the N-word can be respectful, Secretary of State is afraid of Baal and everyone else thinks he spend too much time on reddit, and the state of Tennessee's completely botched execution of Christa Pike. All that and more, so join us, or you'll be put out of Saint Germain's protection bubble!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3QSite: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknewsDiscord: https://discord.gg/QjS3F8kumhttps://discord.gg/PBCVUJFuWCInsta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 TTwitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknewsFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwLThread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
- Oct 7, 20262h 24m
Ep.75: Local's Familiar Farm and Gentlemen's Club
This week, the CMN Gang tackles a very familiar topic(Booooooo!) Cohost takes us on a deep dive on the historical development and magical legacy of "familiars" or "familiar spirits", from its pre-Christian and "shamanic" origins, to its place in the many witchtrials, to how it survives both in ideas as serious the Holy Guardian Angel and as goofy as having your cat be your magical buddy. Before that we have an opening discussion about how we as chaotes should think and work with entities, whether treating them as objectively existing and autonomous is the right move, Christopher Hyatt's "transcendental other" and, somehow, why All Star Batman can tell you a lot about how to work with gods and devils. And of course, we have the news; Donnie wants to give you $5000, HHH is writing Spiderman No.1000, and CNN wrote an article on being a witch that is pretty awful. All that and more, so join us, or you'll be going to the glue factory with the other bad familiars!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3QSite: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknewsDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 TTwitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknewsFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwLThread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
- Sep 23, 20263h 2m
Ep.74: Spooky Boy Summer
This week, the CMN Gang take a trip out into the scary woods by the old Summer Camp and definitely live through the events. With Summer ending, we take one last camping trip to visit some spooky stories from history and from our own lives. We've got it all; Aliens, Ghost Cats, Strange Lights, John Keel, Clowns, Nephilim, Kangaroos where there shouldn't be, and even Santa Claus. We also talk the news; The Iran War continues to be a disaster, Trump rides in a catering van cause Air Force One was going to get attacked, Welsh Occultists calls Druid LARPers, and Harry Potter fans stop a 430 pound undersea cable project to protect a fake elf grave. All that and more, so join us, or OH GOD LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3QSite: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknewsDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 TTwitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknewsFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwLThread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
- Aug 11, 20262h 17m
Ep.73: All this and a book
This week, friend of the show and New Aeon English Qabbalah addict DD returns to talk about our favorite things; Spooky nonsense that could be paranormal, a psy op, or just a bunch of guys not showing up for work! We talk the Gulf Breeze Six incident, where six military intelligence officers abandoned their post and went to Florida because a ouija board started telling them wacky stuff! Maybe it was gonna be the rapture, maybe it was gonna be aliens, maybe they were just getting screwed with by spirits! Who knows, that's the fun! But first, Kennedy talks about his apport problems and we give a run down of some off the history of frauds in the spiritualist movement, and what the practical magical import of the experience might mean, We even talk about a little bit of new development of sigil tech when Kennedy talks about "seals". And of course, we got to talk the news; Everyone's way too old to be in government, Mitch McConnell is definitely still alive, promise, the fascist regime can't live up to it own archetypal image of manliness, and Bryan Johnson's quest for immortality has ended with him getting a horrible disease(shocking)! All that and more, so join us, or you might end up getting abducted by a styrofoam UFO!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3QSite: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknewsDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknewsFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwLThread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
- Jul 19, 20262h 12m
Ep.72: Moore vs Morrison
This week, the CMN gang takes a look at the greatest beef of magical comic book writers to ever exist!(And tells you its not real.) We give a run down of the hatred, plagiarism accusations and supposed "magical battle" between the two UK based comic writers that also happen to be spooky woo woos, Alan Moore and Grant Morrison. But first, we take Alan Moore to task for his opinions on chaos magic and have a discussion about the reasons why certain people don't see the value of magic as improving your material existence, but in the spiritual and the high minded. Ya know, dorks. Then we take a crack at the news; We refuse to collapse the wave function of the Iran war, we give a big belly laugh at AI poisoning saying Trump has rabies, and discuss a man suing Waffle House over a sign for delicious Strawberry Cheesecake Waffles. THEN, we settle in to discuss the burning question; Are Alan Moore and Grant Morrison REALLY in a magical war of ideas? Or do they just kind of hate each other? All that and more, so join us, or we'll probably say something nasty about you too!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknewsOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNewsYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3QSite: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknewsDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknewsFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwLThread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
- Jun 25, 20262h 27m
Ep.71: PRIDE and Heresy w/ Modern Christian Occultist
This week, the CMN gang sit down with friend of the show Eric the Wizard aka Modern Christian Occultist for a lot of things that will get the certain members of the church mad as hell at you! First, because its Pride Month, we talk about the intersection of the greater LGBTQ+ community and the greater occult community, talking about how occultism influences our identities, the odd similarities between being an outsider because of your sexual and gender identity or your spiritual beliefs, and why being a Christian can make you MORE trans. Next we talk about the spooky in the news; The army does away with all the spooky religions(except Satanism maybe?), the forever will they won't they of the Iran war, and how to get cursed by eating bread and beer made from a man frozen in a block of ice. Finally, we tackle every occultist's secret desire; getting killed by the church. We do a round of "Fringe or Cringe" of Heresies that got people put to death. Such amazingly ridiculous reasons to murder another human being as "If every priest is making the Eucharist there'd be a million Gods in England!", "I had sex with God and it was great!" and "GOD IS A WORM WHO MADE THE WORLD FROM COSMIC CHEESE!" All that and more, so join us, or you're silencing spooky queer voices!Our linktree: https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChaosMagickNews Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2fg5DNENfze8szDgk34M3Q Site: https://chaosmagicknews.com Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chaosmagicknews Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PBCVUJFuWC?fbclid=PAAaYtWiIy5WJ06sNRTr3fKFJ2dFoLFv1s1Xo6BhpmBF_UVAr2Giy8YJXejpM Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagicknews/?__coig_restricted=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chaosmagicknews FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086321618969&mibextid=ZbWKwL Thread: https://www.threads.net/@chaosmagicknews
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Chaos Magick News offers a glimpse into current events through the lens of Occultism and a look at greater occulture both online and offline. Occasionally insightful and always comedic, CMN is the dose of self awareness and humor to cure your Magus-itis or bring back your inspiration for the Magickal worldview.
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