09/16/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: ⚾ THE SUPER MARIO DODGER PICKUP & 📱 APPLE’S AI DATING UPDATE

The squad dives into Apple’s latest update, where Siri AI analyzes your message history to craft flirtatious texts so you stop "folding" in front of baddies. Things get wild on the Homie Helpline as 39-year-old "Thick Paula Abdul" looks for a man and gets courted by an overly vague financial advisor, a truck driver, and the squad's secret homie Dennis. Dennis ultimately steals the show and wins the date by dropping the ultimate "It's time for Dodger baseball" line. The crew also breaks down Kim Kardashian winning just one euro in damages after a decade-long legal battle following her Paris heist by the infamous "Grandpa Robbers". Finally, on Play Ball, we react to 83-year-old Robert De Niro starring as legendary manager Tommy Lasorda in a new Dodger biopic, while debating if Concrete should star as Fernando Valenzuela! 🎬🧢[Edited by @iamdyre 😌]Chapters(00:00) Scrolling(3:23) Homie Helpline(27:39) Money Moves(32:17) Play Ball ----------------------------- Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.