Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

199: Pastors Prepping For Alien Disclosure + Hantavirus + Spencer Pratt Wrecks Karen Bass

May 11, 2026·2h 5m
Episode Description from the Publisher

Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner.Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout!For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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