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Join mates Johnny Vaughan and Gavin Woods as they uncover the jaw-dropping stories of history’s boldest icons and unsung heroes. From outrageous escapades to ingenious breakthroughs, every episode is packed with legendary tales you didn’t learn in school (but wish you had). With sharp wit and a shared sense of curiosity, Johnny and Gav turn history into a rollercoaster of laughs and surprises. Whether it’s daring escapes, bizarre inventions, or the quirky habits of history’s game-changers, you’ll be hooked on their unique take on the past. Perfect for history buffs, comedy lovers, and anyone who enjoys a cracking good story, Bloomin’ Legends is your new favourite podcast for unforgettable adventures through time. Bloomin' Legends is a Global Production, produced by Ben Fairclough.
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A bear with a service number, a pigeon that stopped an airstrike, and a medal you can only win if you've got paws, wings or hooves.This is the Extra Legendary Bit, our Sunday supplement to wash down the main WWII : IMpossible Missions episode with. In this bonus episode Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take your emails and run with them. Listener Dave in Bristol writes in asking about the bear that joined the Polish Army, and it sends Gav off into the animal ranks of the Second World War.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🐻 The bear who was officially enlisted – Wojtek, a Syrian brown bear cub orphaned by hunters and adopted by Polish troops passing through Iran. When transport regulations threatened to leave him behind, the army's solution was simple: sign him up. Service number and all. Private Wojtek.💥 Monte Cassino, 1944 – how Wojtek is remembered carrying boxes of artillery shells up towards the guns in one of the Italian campaign's bloodiest battles - and why a bear hugging an artillery shell ended up on the unit's badge.🏴 From the front line to Edinburgh Zoo – where Wojtek went after the war, and the long retirement that followed.🕊️ GI Joe, the pigeon who saved 100 men – October 1943. Allied troops take an Italian village ahead of schedule. The airstrike on that village is still scheduled. One pigeon, 20 miles in 20 minutes, arriving as the engines were already running.🎖️ The Animals' Victoria Cross – what the PDSA Dickin Medal actually is, who set it up, and why pigeons are the most decorated animals of the lot.🏰 The royal pigeon loft – Johnny on why the royal family dominated pigeon racing, and why serious fanciers want a bit of Belgian in there.🪶 Which animal would you enlist? – hyenas, an eagle on each shoulder, and Johnny's lifelong dream of a trained seagull that fetches chips.🕯️ "They had no choice" – the inscription on the Animals in War memorial on Park Lane, and a quietly moving moment between two men who were, moments earlier, discussing bear snuggling.If you love WWII stories, unlikely heroes, Dickin Medal winners and animals that frankly outranked most of us, this one's for you.Got an impossible mission of your own? Stag dos, hen dos, surprise 90ths, away-day coach logistics, unruly hiking trips — if you pulled off a coup, we want to hear it. And we'll take your remarkable animals too.📩 Send it to: bloominlegends@global.com 📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends – WWII: The Impossible Missions is a Global productionExecutive Producer – Adem WatermanSenior Producer – Ben FaircloughLead Producer – Elena GuthrieProducers – Cassie Merrit, Jasmine Feldman, Sam Johnson & Onyi OlisaNew episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday. Subscribe to never miss an episode!
January, 1942 - Britain steals three Axis ships out of a neutral harbour, using a watering can, a bathtub, and a fake party.The story is so so good, even Guy Ritchie made a film about it.This is Bloomin' Legends: The Impossible Missions of the Second World War. Over six episodes, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods tell the story of the Second World War like you've never heard it before - through six impossible missions so ridiculous, so ludicrous, they never should have worked.Episode one: Operation Postmaster.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🚢 Why Britain had to break the rules – Britain was being strangled by the Germans in the Battle of the Atlantic, and they were alone in Europe. Churchill needed to send a message to Germany that he was willing to fight dirty.🛁 The bath, the mistress and the watering can – how British intelligence blackmailed a pro-Nazi governor into lending them his aircraft for surveillance flights, using a photograph we still can't fully explain.🥂 The party that stole three ships – the Axis crews were tricked and lured off their ships with not one, but two fake parties thrown by the British, leaving the ships entirely vulnerable.💡 Thirty minutes in total darkness – from start to finish, the whole mission only took 30 minutes.🕵️ The original 007s – Here we meet the men that allegedly inspired Ian Flemings most famous spy, James Bond.🇸🇪 Swedish Luxury Yacht - Why sixteen men sailed from Poole harbour in the UK, to Sierra Leone, dressed as Swedish holidaymakers.🏹 The Viking – Anders Lassen, the commando who carried a bow and arrow and wrote the shortest action report in military history.If you love daring raids, stories from the Second World War, eccentric heroes and unbelievable true tales, this episode of Bloomin' Legends is for you.Got a WWII legend you want us to cover?📩 Send it to: bloominlegends@global.com📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends – WWII: The Impossible Missions is a Global productionExecutive Producer – Adem WatermanSenior Producer - Ben FaircloughLead Producer – Elena GuthrieProducers – Cassie Merrit, Jasmine Feldman, Sam Johnson & Onyi OlisaNew episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday.Subscribe to never miss an episode!
Move over Operation Mincemeat, there’s a new kid in town.Introducing your new obsession... Bloomin Legends – WWII: The Impossible Missions!Forget dead bodies and fake documents. We raise you Nazis duped by Agent Zigzag and a magician, a body double for Field Marshall Montgomery with a fake finger, and the unit that hoodwinked Hitler made up entirely of inflatable Sherman tanks and make-believe headquarters.This is the story of the Second World War like you’ve never heard before. Told through six impossible missions, so ridiculous, so downright ludicrous, they never should have worked.Join our boys Johnny Vaughan and Gavin ‘The Woodman’ Woods for this special six-episode series, with new episodes dropping every Wednesday from the 4th November.Plus, the Extra Legendary Bit delves even deeper into WWII antics with special episodes every Sunday.📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends – WWII: The Impossible Missions is a Global productionExec – Adem WatermanSenior Producer - Ben FaircloughLead Producer - Elena GuthrieProducers – Cassie Merrit, Jasmine Feldman, Sam Johnson & Onyi OlisaSubscribe to never miss an episode!
It's the Bloomin' Legends Halloween special, and Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods have five wartime ghost stories across land, sea and air. Although Johnny would like it on record that Gav has a frustrating habit of explaining ruining the spookyness of them.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🏹 The Angels of Mons – August 1914, the retreat from Mons, and the phantom Agincourt bowmen said to have held the German advance long enough for the BEF to get out. Why Johnny thinks it should be the most famous story of the entire war 🪖 The Corridor of Lost Souls – a historian camping at Verdun digs a tin out of the mud, finds a 1916 diary, hears a French voice in the fog, and sees a soldier in a 1916 helmet. Then the diary page had moved ✈️ The bomber that landed itself – November 1944, Belgium. A B-17 comes down, bounces to a halt and sits there with its engines growling. When they finally open the hatch: no crew, half-eaten candy bars, code books still aboard and a full set of untouched parachutes 💀 The dead pilot still flying – 1942, over China. Two American pilots intercept a P-40 with no canopy, no landing gear, part of a wing missing and the pilot slumped forward in the cockpit. It never fired, never manoeuvred, and crashed into a rice field. Nobody knows who he was 🚢 The destroyer that came back – the USS Stewart, scuttled in 1942, spotted months later cruising the Pacific under Japanese colours 🐠 Plus: the three methods of pet burial – Navy, Army and RAF. You have to be fairly senior to qualify for the RAF oneIf you love war stories, ghost stories, military history, Halloween and unbelievable true tales, this episode of Bloomin' Legends is for you.Got a legend you want us to cover?📩 Send it to: bloominlegends@global.com📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends is a Global productionProduced by Ben FaircloughNew episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday. Subscribe to never miss an episode!
They didn't stop public hangings because people found them distasteful. They stopped them because the crowds kept rioting.Johnny and Gav on Britain's strangest spectator sport, and the few years when you could have taken in an execution and a football match on the same day.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation.What You'll Hear in This Episode:⚖️ The correction, and the pedantry it unleashed – Johnny owns the Thackeray error, explains how Peter Ackroyd's biography of London tripped him up, and discovers that being slightly wrong is the most engaging thing you can possibly do🪢 Why executions went indoors – not public taste, but public order. The crowds rioted, every single time⚽ Hanging and football, the same era – the last public execution in London was 1868. The Cambridge rules of football arrived in 1863. For a brief window you could genuinely have gone to a hanging and then on to watch Notts County💨 Roland the Farter – James nominates a genuine 12th century court entertainer who performed an annual jump, whistle and fart for Henry II, and was rewarded with a manor in Suffolk. His heirs inherited both the estate and the obligation to keep doing it👮 Where "copper" really comes from – a serving Met sergeant writes in to correct the record: it predates Peel and the Met entirely, and comes from the copper band around the Bow Street Runners' truncheonsIf you love funny true stories, listener tales, dark British history, odd facts and comedy podcasts, this bonus episode of Bloomin' Legends is for you.Got a story that can top this week's madness?📩 Send it to: bloominlegends@global.com📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends is a Global productionProduced by Ben FaircloughNew episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday. Subscribe to never miss an episode!
The most powerful man in the known world walked up to him and asked if there was anything he could do for him. He was lying in the sun at the time. His answer was: "You could stand out of my light."In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods tackle their first ever philosopher: Diogenes of Sinope, also known as Diogenes the Dog.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🏺 Life in a jar – the banker's son who was exiled for defacing his own city's currency, arrived in Athens with one servant, and gave up absolutely everything when the servant ran away🐕 Why they called him a dog – he fawned on those who gave him things, barked at those who didn't, and would bite a scoundrel. He also farted in response to rival philosophers' speeches🔥 "Behold, Plato's man" – Plato defined a human as a "featherless biped," so Diogenes plucked a chicken and marched it into the Academy. Plato's followers had to amend the definition🪔 The lamp in broad daylight – walking the marketplace with a lit lamp, telling anyone who asked that he was looking for a human being🏴☠️ Captured by pirates and sold as a slave – asked at auction what he could do, he replied "Governing men. Sell me to someone who needs a master." He ended up effectively running his new owner's household👑 The Alexander encounter – the exchange at Corinth in 336 BC that's still quoted 2,300 years later, and Alexander's reply: "If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes."💀 Three competing accounts of his death – holding his breath, eating a raw octopus, or a dog bite. Plus the dog carved in marble that was placed on his graveAlso: why Diogenes asked statues for money, what Plato meant by calling him "Socrates gone mad," and Johnny's theory that every bulldog he's ever owned has had the same philosophy sorted.If you love ancient history, eccentric characters, Ancient Greece, big ideas made funny and unbelievable true stories, this episode of Bloomin' Legends is for you.Got a legend you want us to cover?📩 Send it to: bloominlegends@global.com📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends is a Global productionProduced by Ben FaircloughNew episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday. Subscribe to never miss an episode!
Episode Bio: Today we learn about a stray dog in Athens who turned up to every single protest, and was so unbothered by tear gas that it eventually killed him.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation.What You'll Hear in This Episode:🐕 Loukanikos, the riot dog of Athens – George writes in to ask whether you can be a bloomin' legend if you aren't even human. Loukanikos settles it: a stray who attended Greek protests for years, cared for by left-wing groups, commemorated in murals, and whose name doubles as slang for a Molotov cocktail🦁 Dogs that were bred to hunt lions – Johnny and Gav on the mastiff problem: the owners who insist their donkey-sized dog is "great with kids," the ones with clipped ears, and why anything bred to chase a lion probably shouldn't be on the Tube💥 What if rioters had their own dogs? – the thought experiment nobody asked for. Riot dogs. Rioters with water cannons. And Riot Dogs as a three-piece band, complete with spray-painted logo👟 The dog poo landmine – Vincent's boss spent an entire conversation with his foot pressed down on a fresh one, too frightened to lift it in case the smell gave him away🎤 I Will Survive, Vic Reeves style – K nominates their dad for a club-singer rendition in an Irish bar in Spain that split the room clean in half and earned them free drinks all night🦉 The owl-drawn carriage – one listener writes in from aboard his Mark II Luxor, powered by twelve owls, six a side, for stability during low-level flightIf you love funny true stories, listener tales, legendary animals, dog chat and comedy podcasts, this bonus episode of Bloomin' Legends is for you.Got a story that can top this week's madness?📩 Send it to: bloominlegends@global.com📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends is a Global productionProduced by Ben FaircloughNew episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday. Subscribe to never miss an episode!
Mercenary. Shipwreck survivor. Pirate. Beheaded three men in single combat on the same afternoon. Enslaved and shipped to Constantinople as a gift. Killed his own master with a threshing bat and escaped on horseback across the Russian Steppes.All of that happened before he arrived at Jamestown, aged 27.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Captain John Smith, a man with a CV so absurd that historians spent centuries assuming he'd invented most of it, only for modern research to keep confirming he really was where he said he was.What You'll Hear in This Episode:⚔️ The triple beheading – challenged to single combat by a bored Ottoman officer at the Siege of Alba Iulia, with the loser's head as the prize. Smith won. Then the man's friend stepped up. Then a third. He was knighted for it and granted a coat of arms showing three severed heads ⛓️ Sold into slavery – shipped to Constantinople as a gift for a Turkish noblewoman, sent on to her brother in Crimea to have his manners softened, and put to work threshing grain 🐎 The escape – one beating too many, so he killed his master, put on the dead man's clothes and rode across the Russian Steppes to freedom ⚖️ Nearly hanged on the way to America – accused of mutiny, clamped in irons, and marked for execution at the Canary Islands. The ship never stopped there. When the sealed orders were finally opened, he'd been named one of the colony's governors all along 🌽 "He that will not work shall not eat" – his brutal single year running Jamestown, during which colony deaths dropped sharply compared with the years either side 🐟 The stingray – speared one for food, got stung in the wrist, swelled so badly his men started digging his grave. He recovered by nightfall and ate the ray for dinner. The spot is still called Stingray Point 🗺️ He named New England – his Chesapeake map was so accurate settlers used it for 50 years, and the Mayflower expedition took his maps and books with them. They didn't take him. He was too expensivePlus: why he was never invited back, what happened to Jamestown the moment he left, and why Johnny and Gav put him straight in at number one on the Bloomin' Legendary Leaderboard.If you love adventure history, pirates, explorers, unbelievable true stories and larger-than-life characters, this episode of Bloomin' Legends is for you.Got a legend you want us to cover?📩 Send it to: bloominlegends@global.com📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @BloominLegends🎥 Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bloominlegendsListen to all episodes on Global Player, download the app, or visit www.globalplayer.comBloomin' Legends is a Global productionProduced by Ben FaircloughNew episodes are released every Wednesday & Sunday. Subscribe to never miss an episode!
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Join mates Johnny Vaughan and Gavin Woods as they uncover the jaw-dropping stories of history’s boldest icons and unsung heroes. From outrageous escapades to ingenious breakthroughs, every episode is packed with legendary tales you didn’t learn in school (but wish you had). With sharp wit and a shared sense of curiosity, Johnny and Gav turn history into a rollercoaster of laughs and surprises. Whether it’s daring escapes, bizarre inventions, or the quirky habits of history’s game-changers, you’ll be hooked on their unique take on the past. Perfect for history buffs, comedy lovers, and anyone who enjoys a cracking good story, Bloomin’ Legends is your new favourite podcast for unforgettable adventures through time. Bloomin' Legends is a Global Production, produced by Ben Fairclough.
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