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The podcast where we subjectively and arbitrarily rank how your favourite characters would do at random tasks all to find the greatest characters in all of fiction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We rip off the fantastic fellow podcast about putting fictional characters on a spreadsheet, Hard Choices and discuss the fuckability of 21 characters drawn from the Battle of the Blorbo list.Go listen to the actual Hard Choices podcast at https://hardchoices.libsyn.com/This episode featuringAuroraBookcasequeenGooseM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As a fun little change of place we decided to test the mettle of our very own characters against fiction's finest. How will our own creations fare when subjected to the Battle of the Blorbos? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's time again for another peer review to give characters a second shot at the top and also to unite a duo that was unjustly seperated and to set a blorbo free from being unjustly tied to another.Thing 1 & Thing 2 from The Cat in the Hat (Represented by Aurora)Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archive (Represented by Pixel)Peridot from Steven Universe (Represented by Dan)Pulchra Fellini from Zenless Zone Zero (Represented by Kass)Hideyasu "Kamen Rider Gridon" Jonouchi from Kamen Rider Gaim (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's been a long year of Battlin Blorbos but we come to the last regular episode join us in discussing Halimeade, opening doors, what makes something a vocaloid or not, character arcs and Death Games.Bandanna Waddle Dee from Kirby (Represented by Kass)Eudial from Sailor Moon (Represented by Aurora)Isaac M Rydle from Val and Isaac (Represented by Pixel)Kasane Teto from UTAU/V-Synth (Represented by M)Luna-Terra from Heaven Will Be Mine (Represented by Lobotomy Maid)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We finally finish up the Super Lesbian Animal RPG party and bring on some other time honoured characters with special guest Grant aka General Ironicus.Melody Amarath from Super Lesbian Animal RPG (represented by Ash)Chirithy from Kingdom Hearts Union X (Represented by Hedgey)Dell "The Engineer" Conagher from Team Fortress 2 (Represented by Kass)Dominar Rygel XVI from Farscape (Represented by Grant)Cassandra "Batgirl II" Cain from DC Comics (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Discover the underwhelming secrets of the fourth button as Battle of the Blorbos delves deep into the mysteries of Chickens, cats, audio cables, consulting detectives and the food service industry.Morth the Chicken from Mort the Chicken (Represented by Nobody)Sherlock Holmes from Elementary (Represented by Goose)Ten from Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Represented by Kass)Bluestar from Warrior Cats (Represented by Faust)Nicole from Bistro Huddy (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A solid collection of funny little guys and a scary alien lesbian this episode. A swarm of sentient roaches working in tandem to approximate a human, a hopefull little musician, a cute dragon, a snarky computer virus and I don't know she kinda looks like a bee?The Bard from Wandersong (Represented by Pixel)Honey Trap from Superwomen in Love! Rapid Rabbit & Honey Trap (Represented by Ash)The Roaches from Look Outside (Represented by Lobotomy Maid)Worm from Calazcon (Represented by M)Toothless from How to Train Your Pet Dragon (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sometimes a Blorbo isn't born, they're manufactured. Five constructed Blorbos have been gathered to test their mettle (and for two of them metal). Can love win? Will the Ooze lose?Jessica from Reverse 1999 (Represented by M)Bender Bending Rodriguez from Futurama (Represented by Kass)Potemkin from Guilty Gear (Represented by Pixel)Tundraman from Megaman 11 (Represented by Aurora)Doctor Daniel D. "The Ooze" Caine from The Ooze (Represented by Lobotomy Maid)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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