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by M Healy
The podcast where we subjectively and arbitrarily rank how your favourite characters would do at random tasks all to find the greatest characters in all of fiction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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- 6 days ago2h 47m
Episode 19 - Evil and Intimidating Klonoa
We finally finish up the Super Lesbian Animal RPG party and bring on some other time honoured characters with special guest Grant aka General Ironicus.Melody Amarath from Super Lesbian Animal RPG (represented by Ash)Chirithy from Kingdom Hearts Union X (Represented by Hedgey)Dell "The Engineer" Conagher from Team Fortress 2 (Represented by Kass)Dominar Rygel XVI from Farscape (Represented by Grant)Cassandra "Batgirl II" Cain from DC Comics (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- 2 weeks ago3h 14m
Episode 18 - There is a Fourth Button!
Discover the underwhelming secrets of the fourth button as Battle of the Blorbos delves deep into the mysteries of Chickens, cats, audio cables, consulting detectives and the food service industry.Morth the Chicken from Mort the Chicken (Represented by Nobody)Sherlock Holmes from Elementary (Represented by Goose)Ten from Mario & Luigi: Brothership (Represented by Kass)Bluestar from Warrior Cats (Represented by Faust)Nicole from Bistro Huddy (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Aug 19, 20262h 29m
Episode 17 - Hyper! Trans Up!
A solid collection of funny little guys and a scary alien lesbian this episode. A swarm of sentient roaches working in tandem to approximate a human, a hopefull little musician, a cute dragon, a snarky computer virus and I don't know she kinda looks like a bee?The Bard from Wandersong (Represented by Pixel)Honey Trap from Superwomen in Love! Rapid Rabbit & Honey Trap (Represented by Ash)The Roaches from Look Outside (Represented by Lobotomy Maid)Worm from Calazcon (Represented by M)Toothless from How to Train Your Pet Dragon (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Aug 5, 20263h 21m
Episode 16 - The Old Swears with Power
Sometimes a Blorbo isn't born, they're manufactured. Five constructed Blorbos have been gathered to test their mettle (and for two of them metal). Can love win? Will the Ooze lose?Jessica from Reverse 1999 (Represented by M)Bender Bending Rodriguez from Futurama (Represented by Kass)Potemkin from Guilty Gear (Represented by Pixel)Tundraman from Megaman 11 (Represented by Aurora)Doctor Daniel D. "The Ooze" Caine from The Ooze (Represented by Lobotomy Maid)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)Bender Rodriguiez (Futurama)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Jul 22, 20262h 56m
Episode 15 - A 19% Margin of Error
We attempted to have an episode of all normal people but it didn't quite go according to plan. New additions to the top and bottom 5.Ryu Jose from Mobile Suit Gundam (Represented by Lobotomy Maid)Jucika from the comic strip of the same name (Represented by Hedgey)Maya Fey from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Represented by Aurora)Fred Jones from Scooby-Doo (Represented by Kass)Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Represented by M)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Jul 8, 20262h 35m
Episode 14 - Guns Have Circles
Demi-Gods, Beyblades, Assasins, Magical girls and race horses are all just fodder for the mill of the Blorbo list.Leo Valdez from Heroes of Olympus represented by BanjoHibiki Tachicana from Symphogear represented by DanBel Daizora from Beyblade Burst QuadDrive represented by TenseiAgnes Tachyon from Umamusume: Pretty Derby represented by KassTravis Touchdown from No More Heroes represented by MBDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Jun 24, 20262h 53m
Episode 13 - We Can Make Up Facts if We Want to
An episode where every one is green or pink. Thats about all the common ground these characters got.Frankie from Cassette Beasts represented by AprilThe Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas represented by NobodyLemuen from Arknights represented by FaustOscar the Grouch from Sesame Street represented by Z Mann ZillaWatoto from Mythbreakers represented by MBDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Jun 10, 20263h 13m
Episode 12 - Powered by a Lust for Violence and Credit Card Fraud
Monsters can be killed by many different weapons as our monstrous monster hunters this week show us.Akira "Toq6go" Nijino from Ressha Sentai ToQger (Represented by Kass)Velverosa Ghalaztox from Mage and Demon Queen (Represented by Ash)Don Quixote from Limbus Company (Represented by Faust)Dean Winchester from Supernatural (Represented by Isoh)Jaylen Hotdogfingers from Blaseball (Represented by LobotomyMaid)BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)Luz Noceda (The Owl House)Doctor Doom (Marvel)Doctor Strange (Marvel)Loki (Marvel)Michael Morbius (Marvel)Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)Aña "Araña" Corazón (Marvel)Parker "The Hood" Robbins (Marvel)Benjamin "The Thing" Grimm (Marvel)Elsa (Frozen)For more information about the BDS movement please see https://www.bdsmovement.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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