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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
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- Yesterday1h 16m
Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
SPONSORS: Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, get our free business guide, Demystifying AI, at https://www.netsuite.com/bears New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate Por Osos landing in Publix just in time for the 4th of July, which sends Bert into a full nostalgic spiral about pub subs, boat days, and taking his daughters into "international waters." From there, things get historical, the bears break down the story of the guy who invented the meter and got guillotined for it, which leads them down a rabbit hole of people killed for their big ideas, the French Revolution as the original cancel culture, and Martin Luther versus the Catholic Church.Then Bert tells stories about his relationship with the late Patrice O'Neal: getting destroyed at his first open mic, the Edinburgh trip where they lived together for 29 days watching Bruce Lee movies and Bert getting his feelings systematically demolished, and the moment he found out Patrice had tweeted something kind about him right before the stroke. Tom and Bert also spiral deep into funeral planning, who's required to show up, who gets a Sandler video instead of a live appearance, why Ari's funeral is going to involve hardcore Brooklyn relatives and a lot of confusion, the Andrew Schultz balloon clown apology Bert wants delivered posthumously, and whether or not to get cremated when science might figure something out. Plus: horror movies vs. comedy movies as investments, the film Obsession and its director Curry Baker, Bert's dad crashing the podcast mid-funeral conversation, the band Goose vs. the band Geese, and Mount Joy watching Passion of the Christ on the tour bus. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 331 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org . On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Ontario. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Sportsbook Bonus bets expire in seven days. $50 in Predictions Dollars issued weekly for three weeks, expire in one year. Redeem one non-withdrawable reward. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends June 28th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:02:21 - Por Osos in Publix & Florida Pub Sub Gospel00:08:45 - The Daniel Boone Documentary00:18:51 - The Guy Who Invented the Meter Got Killed for It00:24:59 - People Executed for Big Ideas00:33:46 - Patrice O'Neal Destroys Bert at His First Open Mic00:41:27 - Showtime Special, Party Bus, & Patrice's Funeral00:48:31 - Funerals Vs Celebration Of Life00:57:00 - Nick Kroll, Andrew Schultz & the Balloon Clown Apology01:04:11 - Bert's Dad Chimes In01:05:54 - Noga Erez, Goose Vs. Geese & Mount Joy01:09:02 - Curry Barker's Obsession & Horror vs. Comedy Movies01:15:10 - Wrap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- 2 weeks agoconversational1h 45m6-min read
Nick Kroll Convinced Netflix to Air Animated Animal Sex | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Nick Kroll and Bert Kreischer dive into the creative process behind animated shows like Big Mouth and its spin-off Mating Season, contrasting the meticulous, joke-polished world of animation with the spontaneity of live comedy, while also exploring personal revelations about sobriety, self-image, and the surreal dynamics of celebrity encounters.
- 4 weeks agoconversational1h 14m6-min read
Live from the Rose Bowl | 2 Bears 5K ft. Jelly Roll, Ari Shaffir, Joe DeRosa & Are You Garbage?
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura host a live podcast at the Two Bears 5K in the Rose Bowl, celebrating weight loss, friendship, and absurd humor, with surprise appearances from Jelly Roll, H. Foley, Kevin Ryan, Ari Shaffir, and Joe DeRosa. The conversation blends heartfelt stories of transformation with raunchy jokes about bodily functions, celebrity encounters, and tech fails.
- May 4, 2026conversational1h 16m4-min read
The Bears Go Up In Smoke | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Comedians Bert and Tom reunite in Austin for another raucous episode of Two Bears, One Cave, celebrating their upcoming 5K in Pasadena, diving into sobriety, Tiger Woods’ struggles, a wild story about a teacher’s illicit affair with a student, and the absurd brilliance of Doug Stanhope and Brendon Walsh. The conversation zigzags from health obsessions to ketamine horror stories, generational disconnect, and the soul of comedy.
- Apr 20, 2026conversational1h 14m3-min read
The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura return for another raucous episode of Two Bears, One Cave, blending absurd personal stories, a tribute to Tracy Morgan, and shameless plugs for Bert’s vodka brand Poroso’s — all while riffing on sobriety, fatherhood, and airport shenanigans.
- Apr 6, 2026conversational1h 15m3-min read
Somethings Burning And It's Bert's Bus | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Comedian Bert Kreischer recounts surviving a tour bus fire, processing near-death experiences, and bonding with co-host Tom Segura over sobriety, parenting, and the absurdity of fame, all while riffing on naps, Jeffrey Epstein’s spam folder, and the emotional toll of losing everything.
- Mar 16, 2026solo1h 17m2-min read
The Most Redacted Episode Ever | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Burt Kreischer reveals he's lost over 50 pounds, is fully sober, and sleeping like a dream, while also diving into wild hypotheticals about death, Epstein, Tarantino drama, and what it means to have non-negotiables in life.
- Feb 9, 2026conversational1h 2m2-min read
Bert's Not Dead | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Bert and Tom dive into a chaotic, hilarious conversation about fast food showdowns, donut shop ownership dreams, life-threatening health scares, and existential dread — all while debating whether Benadryl beats Xanax and why you should never order lobster at Outback.
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